Me and my three friends (All in our late 20's) have formed a team to help out our neighborhood. I wear a Jar Jar Binks costume and am the leader. Then there is the guy who wears the Grimace costume, he is the strong man. Then there is the guy who is a convicted sex offender, he wears a trenchcoat like the matrix. And lastly, their is "The Professional", he wears a cardboard Burgerking crown and a fake muscle suit. We walk around town and knock on random doors. When the person answers, I dance and do a Jar Jar quote, then make a loud screech with an air horn. While the person is reeling from the sound, the sex offender confesses that he is a sex offender (as required by his parole). Then the grimace throws some leaves and dirt into the persons house. And lastly, Muscle King plays 'me so horny' on his boombox and we dance. We have done this to hundreds of houses. Are we some kind of kings? I don't know how?
2006-11-24 02:46:01
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answered by Jar Jar Binks Molested Me! Help! 1
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Hard to answer without knowing a bit more detail, dear.
What do you mean by "getting physical?"
If you post additional details, I'll check back.
(Later)
From this and some other posts of yours, it seems that you are a very emotional person, yes? That's perfectly fine, but for the love of god don't harm yourself. It won't fix the problem, whatever it may be. Ultimately, if there's something about yourself that makes you feel like "such a *****" you'll have to either confront it or accept it. Busting your own chiclets won't get you there.
That, my dear, is the thing that you need to get across to yourself.
2006-11-24 10:49:48
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answered by x 7
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Honey I have had the same problem myself. It is futile to scream and cry you just need to start slowly. When you go to the store, park further away than you normally would so you can start walking...make every opportunity to walk and stretch your muscles every day. It is not easy but you can get into the swing of things!
2006-11-24 10:49:08
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answered by tigerlily_catmom 7
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What are you saying? I have to say that I am extremely scared from reading that and I am sorry that you feel sad all of the time. You might need to get some meds or help if you feel like getting "physical".
2006-11-24 10:47:50
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answered by Drew 4
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what ever it is that is making you mad like that is not worth it and there is always away to fix any problem . you just got to come down and find a better way to solve or even punch your self than yelling in the mirror because that does not fix the problem it is only making you feel worth . good luck
2006-11-24 10:48:30
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answered by Anonymous
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It sounds as though you might want to talk to a counsler first.Most towns have boxing lessons that might help
2006-11-24 10:49:38
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answered by sharlene j 2
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don't even think about that! you need to love yourself protect your body it's the temple of the LORD. take good care of it.don't hurt yourself.know how lucky you are to be alive.
2006-11-24 10:49:19
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answered by lisa 1
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Start a workout regimen and become hugely strong. Then you will have the confidence you need to smash your enemies.
2006-11-24 10:46:03
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answered by Average Joe 3
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Yes, give yourself a good whack and see if that straightens you out. I can't tell what it is you're such a .......
2006-11-24 10:49:14
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answered by rere 6
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Some screws are loose
2006-11-24 10:50:04
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answered by leilis4 4
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