Dear Friends,
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room
for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D.C.
Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be
placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George
Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never
told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was
going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He
returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone
else's money.
Thank you.
The George W. Bush Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has so far raised $1.35
2006-11-24 02:16:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good luck raising that $5,000,000.
2006-11-24 02:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll donate my weeks bar tab, provided I have an alternate source of booze to cover me.
2006-11-24 03:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I donated to that..granted it was only 50 cents, but at least I donated!
2006-11-24 02:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm giving 1 dollar.
2006-11-24 07:21:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just keep that money and buy yourself a half gallon of gas :)
2006-11-24 02:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well since I'm cleaning, I'll give ya what I have in my penny jar, which is a whopping.....let me see.....well it's most likely less than three bucks, ain't worth counting.....
Where are you going with this?
2006-11-24 02:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL good one Chris! Put me down for -.05 cents...and good luck you are gonna need it! LOL
2006-11-24 02:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good luck gettin that money
2006-11-25 05:41:02 · answer #8 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry spent all my money on real stuff!!
2006-11-24 02:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can i borrow a quarter?
2006-11-24 02:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋