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Hey.... no one told Mistle to climb the tree in the first place. I'm really sorry about his toe.... but hey, he has 9 more.

2006-11-24 01:57:51 · 18 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

yes, but only with a feet-seeking missle.

2006-11-24 23:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why would you want to do that? Shoooot. I can get Ole Ernie to come over and he'll just about shake em down what with all his humping the tree for bout an hour or two an stuff.

And when Mistle Toe finaly falls down, we can throw all the empties at him. Sheeeet, it'll be the best Christmas you ever had!!

Ole Ernie too.

2006-11-25 10:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm confused here. Maybe we are talking about where the expression "kiss my foot" came from. Mistle's a parasite anyway, and what's he doing monkeying around in a tree?

2006-11-24 19:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sassy 6 · 0 0

You may think it's funny, however I'm a tree surgeon, and Mistletoe is a parasite which eventually kills the tree it's attached to, and the most efficient way to remove it, when it's high up in the tree on a thin branch, is to shoot the branch off...

Not only is it legal, it's a preferred method to eliminate it!

2006-11-24 20:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Geeze, I'm sure you need a kiss and all, but shooting poor Mr. Mistle to get his toe, that's a tad bit extreme, don't you think?

2006-11-24 10:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1 0

Who's Mistle ha ha

2006-11-24 10:07:30 · answer #6 · answered by Eric C 4 · 0 0

As long as it's not one of his big toes. You need that for balance. If it is, just give him something to steady himself and move along.

You're right, he shouldn't of climbed the damn tree in the first place.

2006-11-24 10:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure it is but you must know your seasons,
slingshot only is from black Friday to 7 DEC,
Arrow season(cupids revenge) is 8 DEC, to 15 DEC.
and finally 15 DEC to 24 DEC. is the all to popular
season of the Uzi. get your permits early and good shooting.
whereas Christmas day all bets are off, and your at the mercy of your poor shooting skills. "may your vision be blurred"and your shots untrue.

2006-11-24 11:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 0 0

MY GOD. IT'S STILL NOVEMBER.

What's with all the Christmas crap? Or, Wintermass crap. Or Winter. Or Wuh.

That's what we're gonna call it from now on, "Wuh".

We wish you a merry wuh,
We wish you a merry wuh,
We WISH you a merry wuh,
And a happy nuh yuh.

2006-11-24 10:09:20 · answer #9 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1 0

I'm game, just don't do it here in my hometown. It is illegal to dance in public, for cryin' out meow. Whatcha got, a bb-gun?

2006-11-25 15:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0 1

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