Darren, the father of my kids Keisha-Chantelle and Jayden-Jay, has left me. Its coz i told him i wasnt 100% sure that he was their father, we were on a break both times i got caught pregnant coz he had bashed me. I only slept with 2 other people both times. Darren was so angry when i told him that he ripped the dancing clown necklace that he had bought me off my neck, he said he was taking it back to cash converters to get his money back. He tried to get my 'Mum' ring off my finger too but its stuck. He has now moved in with another lass who lives on our estate, she had no gold at all before he got with her, now shes swanning round like the queen of the estate with my necklace on and he's bought her a sovereign, and its a bloody nice one too! So my question is which show should i go on to get the DNA test done for free, Jeremy Kyle or Trisha? Who puts you in the best hotel?
2006-11-24 01:25:42 · 45 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Definately Jezza!
I've got a mum heart T-bar pendant you can borrow that'll go nice with yer white patent knee highs!
By the way Keisha-Chantelle & Jayden-Jay, beautiful names you must be so proud!
If you find out he aint the dad just go on the pull in the hotel theres men with money in them places!
2006-11-24 01:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pork_Purse 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I shud not worri about that burd Darren's knocking off, E thinks E's the only 1, but E's only kidding himself. I was quite surprised at the bargain she struck even for a bag of chips.
If U get on the show, not bovvered witch, pls cud U let me no, then I can go for a 3 dvd test or whatever you call it. I'm sure it shudn't be green and itchy all the time. U shud check that Dazza hasn't given U a dose too.
(I hope this tongue in cheek answer is what you are looking for)
2006-11-24 01:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by SeventhStarOfTheNorth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this were real then you would be in a bit of a pickle....
Basically who ever is on the birth certificate should be the father as this is a legally binding document and if it turned out you lied then it will be you in trouble and not the father.
The second issue is that it is now illegal to get a DNA test unless somebody has consented to it. So you couldn't take a piece of the suspected fathers hair for example and have the test done without his say so.
I must admit this is one of the funniest questions i have ever read on here, way to go.
2006-11-24 01:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by Barry Barcrest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good, and made me laugh, but the best bit is people answers, some are actually taking this seriously, oh my god lighten up people, get yourselves a sense of humour
and in answer to your question why settle for one talk show, go on them both, that way you get put up in a nice hotel you make sure that the DNA results are spot on (remember its only 94.5% accurate) best to have second opinion, and you get to star on Trisha and Jeremy Kyle
2006-11-24 08:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My initial reaction was 'it's a wind up - trash like this doesn't really exist' then I thought it's 2006 in the UK. It's probably real. Of course, you and your sort should be sterilised at birth. You are no use to society, in fact all you do is take, and give nothing. Where the hell did you dream those names up for your kids? If your partner bashes you, you leave him. Quick. You don't sleep with him. You only slept with 2 people? You know what that makes you don't you? It's not a very nice word. Do you work? Have you ever worked? Will you ever work? Of course not. God I am so sick of so much of the money I work for going to keep the likes of you.
I've read it again. It can't be real. Surely.
2006-11-24 01:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ray P 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha you cant go on Jeremy Kyle or Trisha cos well basically you are far too classy to go on them. Come on Tallulha you know its only pikey chav scum that go on them shows LOL Youre a classy socialite by the sounds of things x Giss a b&h x
2006-11-24 01:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Trisha
2006-11-24 01:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats rediculous. you should have told him right away that you were with other people before he even got back with you.
do you have no respect for him or yourself? that you go off and have meanless flings with dissregard to yourself and your body.
he is right by leaving you, as if i were male in a situation like that would have made sure i got the ring, obviously your not a suitable girlfriend, maybe even parent.
get your dna test, and aware the real father. grow up and be a parent. face reality.
2006-11-24 01:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Try Trisha, her show is a bit fancier lookin' than Jeremy Kyle
2006-11-24 01:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by leper madonna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who care who the father is
Darren is not even a man
let alone a father
your To mum of wonderful children not the **** that run away as soon as poss
he recked your life your mothers life and hopefully not your children's lives
the other woman is welcome to your cast offs
you don't need it any more
the necklace is nothing remember what he put you though
then think what a lucky escape you have now
washing your dirty linen in public could back fire on you
think of your children
if you do want a DNA test
the csa will arrange one
as it's the law as soon as you contact them
if it proves he's the father who wears the egg?
she has to pay csa too as his partner
2006-11-24 01:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋