I am ashamed of the sound.
2006-11-24 01:08:42 · 15 answers · asked by Thechosenone 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
first, get a cork...
2006-11-24 01:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just release the gas from the anus gradually, controlling the release the same way as you expel air from a baloon.
Flatulence or Fart is the presence of gas under some degree of pressure, in a confined space. The term is normally used of the presence of gas in the digestive tract of mammals, usually leaving a distinct odor. the non-odorous gases nitrogen (ingested), carbon dioxide (produced by aerobic microbes or ingested), and hydrogen (produced by some microbes and consumed by others), as well as lesser amounts of oxygen (ingested) and methane (produced by anaerobic microbes)[1]. Odors result from trace amounts of other components (often containing sulphur, Nitrogen, Methane etc)
2006-11-24 09:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Allow pressure to escape a little at a time (this results in an S.B.D.) or avoid foods that cause "The Winds" or perhaps take a suppliment to combat the gas such as "Beano". You could do like my Hubby (he HATES the sounds that anyone produces) and excuse yourself to the restroom to de-funkify.....or as noted in Yahoo Answers before....blame the dog! (ha ha)
2006-11-24 09:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Skullchick 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to gay bars. Chat to everyone then drink until you pass out on the plush velvet sofa. You will often find that your rectum will more loose the next day and farts will pass through with less resistance.
2006-11-24 09:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
From what I understand, if you fart in the woods and no one's around, it doesn't make a sound.
2006-11-24 09:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bastardo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Work where I do.
They stick it to us so much we all have to use maxi pads in the back of our pants.
They reamed us out so much we leak.
I wish I knew where to find the video. I saw one for a product you insert to make it sound like a ring tone.
I laughed my *ss off.
2006-11-24 09:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It's called a Silent But Deadly.
2006-11-24 09:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by danl747 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there r natural soundless farts but actually its more dangerous coz it stinks
a fart w/a sound means u have gas in ur tummy
2006-11-24 09:10:48 · answer #8 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let it slip out slowly.....control is the key! Like a whisper of stank!LOL
2006-11-24 09:17:18 · answer #9 · answered by FAR 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SQUEEZE UR BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO FART, AND LET IT OUT SLOWLY, AND THEN HOPE IT DOES NOT STINK.
2006-11-24 09:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by PRETTYGIRL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha those are the best!!
2006-11-24 09:19:43 · answer #11 · answered by Perplexed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋