take your best pyschic shot for fun?

Question

ok you fortune tellers, gypsies, wiccans, Catholic visionaries, and all around psychics: I am 45 will be 46 next month. divorced twice from 2 foreign guys ( i like foreign guys), have 2 kids. I am not "out there"
dating or looking for someone since my divorce this past february. take your best guess and tell me where my real mr right is coming from and when. Let;s see who hits it on the head.

uhhh..this was in fun. not serious. a joke. a funny. i dont use psychics. hello.

Answer 1

first of all, real psychics need to see ur real face, ur hands, ur name. then only, they can see ur past and future. all the answers above me ARE CRAP!!

Answer 2

I think that I can narrow it down for you. The next person that you should be with is either a Virgo or a Gemini. He should be a least 15 to 29 years younger than you. You will have to build him so that he understands that you love only him. After the divorce yes you should give you self time to heal and because it has been since Febuary that this has happen I say give until next Febuary, Then from now until then first make a list of what kind of man that you want then pray to God for him to send him it will happen don't go looking for love in all the wrong places allow Mr. Right to come to you. And stop getting Married because sometimes relationships last longer if you do not have kids by this man. If you dream that you should marry him then and only then should you go through with it. Why, because your widow's is not helping the situation and that is why they keep on leaving you it has nothing to do with any thing else. You will find your soul mate and you will know him when you see him. This is how you will know that he is the one because if your dreams show that you and he was in the times before times then you will know (ex, Atlantis, Egyptian times, Back in the 1800's if you can have such dreams like that and this person is there with you then this is how you will know that you two are soulmates and that you two have followed each other through every life time that you two have had). From now until your birthday you have to do something different which is pamper your self. Get a complete make over maybe go out and buy a wig only to see how you will look with a new color and a new style. get a manicure and pedicure once a week, Think only about your self your children and God. Stop thinking about him because he is no good for you. Find Hobbys other than reading like puzzles, arts and craft, movies with the kids, games, and the internet. Always remember that Laughter is good for the soul, Time heals all wounds, and When one train leaves there is always another one behind it the train just does not stop there the question is are you willing to get that next train that has come. I hope that I have helped you. You and your children are in my prayers, it will get better it just takes a little time to get to know your self again for who you are. Oh and P.S. why not try somebody from your own race that might help too.

Answer 3

All my ideas in that line go in the direction of "take the sweaty shirt of an honest politician, the kerchief of a beautiful 25 year old virgin, the Rolex watch of a labourer...."
I'd stop looking for "Mr Right" and settle for what's on offer, and the fact that you are reluctant to do that might have contributed to mistakes in the past. There is nothing more frustrating than losing the pink-tinted glasses.

Answer 4

I think your 'Mr Right' has come and gone, he broke your heart and you broke his. He has short brown hair, blue eyes and a mustache. He is tall, about 6 ft 2 at least. You were in your mid 20s when this affair was at it's height. You don't feel able to trust men. he will come back into your life with 6 months. The question is, will you be ready?

Answer 5

You only get a few Mr./Ms. Rights in a lifetime, and maybe yours are all used up, if so you'll just have to settle for Mr. Alright, or Mr. One Night.

Answer 6

You will fall madly in love with a dancing chicken who slips and falls underneath the oncoming fire truck.

You will reveal your love for this chicken man due to your liking of drumsticks. People will look at you suspiciously for licking his legs while laying in ICU.

You will find yourself involuntary admitted to a chicken pen one being diagnosed with chookitis. People mistake you for shooting eggs out of your cloaca.

Answer 7

Puerto Rico, 5 months. Just a hunch.

Answer 8

search for "chilly reading" on the web. interior the period in-between, the following is your loose reading. you want human beings to love and respect you. you have to be self – serious. you've understanding that you've not used on your income. you're commonly able to compensate for far of your weaknesses in personality. you eventually end up biting your tongue to resign saying something, in certain situations a touch too previous due. you should seem quite properly jointly to three human beings yet you have to be worried and insecure interior and infrequently your life receives chaotic. in certain situations you doubt even if you've made the right selection, suggested or finished the right element. you want a particular volume of substitute and style and grow to be dissatisfied at the same time as hemmed in through regulations, yet substitute for substitute’s sake is worrying and unnecessary. you're an self sustaining logician and do not settle for others' statements without lifelike info. you've got here upon it unwise to be too frank in revealing your self to others. at circumstances you're extroverted, affable, and sociable, at the same time as at different circumstances you're introverted, careful, and reserved. you comprehend that a number of your aspirations were unrealistic, yet you also comprehend for you to be able to have finished worse. safe practices is one in all of your aims in life. those human beings are 100% humbug even if or not they do no longer comprehend it themselves. So are those who blither on about demons.

Answer 9

A great tall black-haired man from the north with powerful charism will sweep you off your feet. He is >=10 years your senior.

Answer 10

so you already know if you're looking for the correct answer?

um i seeee....a blonde man named charles from maine. he likes long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. he will sniff your feet if you let him. he likes feet.
you will meet him in pheonix arizona and you will run into each other. he will pick up your things for you. you guys will get coffee. and be married by ummmmmm hmmmm march of next year

yay have fun ♥

Answer 11

It's already happened.
You ended the relationship too soon.
He's married now with 2 kids.