LOL THIS IS SUCH A COOL QUESTION!!! OK HERE:
-Hide in the clothes rack and jump out when people are near
-Stand next to a clothes rack and stay still (like a clothes model) STRICK A POSE!
-Pop a whelly in a shopping cart
-Take the tags off the shelfs and swich it round with other ones
-Go and play video games
-Check out hot people
-Sit in the chair's
-Point and laugh at ugly people
-Go into a changing station and say werid stuff like "I thought this was a bathroom." Or "I CANT AFFORD THIS WORKING AT MCDONALDS!!!" OR" I WISH THAT MAN WOULDVE PAID ME MORE SO I CAN AFFORD THIS THONG!"
Sorry. I just needed to get this out to the public. LOL
2006-11-22 17:01:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Set all of the alarm clocks to go off in ten minute intervals.
Grab a pillow and a sleeping bag and camp out by the t.v.'s. Tell people they can join if they bring popcorn.
Sing at the top of your lungs along with the oldest tracks in the c.d. part. (Top suggestions- Madonna, N*Sync, Backstreet boys)
Try on every ring inside the jewlery departement and don't buy anything.
If there are self check out stands, see how many times you can scan hemeriod cream before it realizes that it's a joke.
When the loudspeaker comes on assume that feedle position and yell- NOT THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!
If a sales person asks you if you need help or if your finding everything you need- Start to cry and yell "I'm fine!!! Why don't you people leave me alone!!!"
Go into a changing room, wait about 5 minutes then yell " There's no toilet paper in here!!!"
HAVE FUN!!! If your still aloud in Walmart let me know. Because you'd be the first!!!
2006-11-23 00:56:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, at our local Walmart.....I guess the younger crowd, or atleast the nerds, like to hang out and play Guitar Hero and whatever the hell that dance game is, with the dancing pad thing. My brother was telling me about the different people that go in to play those....makes me wanna hang out in Walmart just to watch the fools, lol. I guess there's one kid that goes in all the time to play the dance game, gets real into it...and even builds a crowd. And he mentioned that there's some new kind of Goth group that goes there to play Guitar Hero....apparently, they get sad over everything. He's never seen them, but has heard about them.
So, yeah....you can always watch the weirdos that go there for fun.
2006-11-23 01:09:19
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answered by Angie 2
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Use it as grounds for a scavenger hunt. Come up with clues or suggestions of products and turn people loose with like 25 minutes and shopping carts. Things like: find the 5 most expensive items in walmart. Find something that comes with more than 100 pieces, find something totally geeky, find the grossest thing in the store. Or do a photo scavenger hunt and just take pix of the items. Then gather with your friends and share the laughs.
2006-11-23 02:10:53
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answered by CHos3n 5
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In the UK walmart owns a chain of stored called Asda.
We go round singing the theme tune to this
Other things to do: Open the milk cartons and let them "leak" on the floor.
Break eggs in the egg cartons
Ask a member of staff for strange products thsat you know don't exist.
Ask a member of staff to get something down from the top shelf and say. Thanks I don't want it now, then do it again to something else, then again to something else.
Add messages in clothes pockets asking for money with contact information and see if you get a reply.
2006-11-23 07:45:23
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answered by mitch_foulish 2
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Here's a suggestion for Super WalMart. Get a fishing pole from the sporting goods department and head over to the fish section, drop your line and settle in for a good time.
(You may want make a stop in groceries for some refreshments and don't forget the bait and a lawn chair!)
2006-11-23 00:58:00
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answered by Mr. Trophy 2
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I usually try out their chairs and some times fall asleep on them. I guess thats fun for other people to laugh. And looking at the live fish is always fun! I dunno why go to walmart for fun? Try the movies or bowling....
2006-11-23 00:54:19
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answered by Average Joe 2
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* Leave a trail of m&ms on the floor as you walk around
* Make a trail of apple juice going into the toilets
* sit in the camping section and invite people to join you for a camp fire singalong
*jump out of the clothing racks and scare people while they are shopping
* Talk to yourself loudly aand follow other people around
* hum mission impossible tune while darting in and out of aisles
* Fall asleep on the beds and you can even ask somebody if they can turn the lights off
* make that 'ding' sound on the elevator when arriving at a floor
2006-11-23 01:03:52
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answered by Katie G 3
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Watch for any of the retards that supposedly work there and try to talk them into something strange or unusual, but not mean or hurtful. I know its cruel, but its also funny so long as no one gets hurt.
2006-11-23 10:19:54
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answered by Matt Z 2
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did you hear about the one guy who spent 41 hours in one, just for kicks and grins? Check the NPR story:
2006-11-23 00:56:23
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answered by silentnonrev 7
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