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Doing an entertaining speech on bad time management skills

2006-11-22 16:25:10 · 15 answers · asked by zephyroth 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Well I am actually doing it right now! I sat down at the computer at bout 7;30 and I had a glass of wine or two while answering Yahoo answer questions...I just noticed it is 12:29 and where did the time go?
Only when I get onto Yahoo answerer's do I manage my time badly!
Waste is the only word for it because I use my degree in Horticulture for free, My Theocratic training for free,My years of parenting for free. My daughter is a nurse and her advice through me is....YUP...free! My Waste of as much time as possible.....................YAHOO ANSWERS

2006-11-22 16:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by bugsie 7 · 1 0

Start off by talking about flower arranging, after about 30 secs pretend to realize that you have the wrong time and date and get back to your subject. Tell them that you have just wasted 1 min of everyone's time, count heads in the room and show how much time your bad time management has wasted.

2006-11-23 00:35:29 · answer #2 · answered by Stewart H 4 · 1 0

You're at the right place for it, "yahoo answers" is a good way to waste time, also "sleeping", and watching stupid TV shows that have no redeeming value, shows like "Full House", or Urkel.

Also watching sports, and playing video games. What can these things be possibly contributing to our society?

2006-11-23 00:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sure... just watch an episode of the british version of the Office. I suggest, breaking out into accapella song and dance singing "Simply the best" or "are you ready for this"

You could also pretend to mock us Canadians and talk reaaaaallly slooooooow liiiiiiiike thiiiiiiiis eeeeeeeehhhhhhh?

2006-11-23 00:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by rocksnobb 2 · 0 1

Yahoo! Answers.

2006-11-23 00:26:33 · answer #5 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 1 0

Sit in a Doctors office .

2006-11-23 01:03:41 · answer #6 · answered by Geedebb 6 · 0 0

YEP....get a job with the govt office

2006-11-23 00:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by serengeti 3 · 2 0

Yahoo answers! orkut!

2006-11-23 00:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Rain 3 · 0 0

Sorry, I don't have the time to waste on your question! :-)

Good luck on your speech........

You brought a smile to my face!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

:-)

2006-11-23 00:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 1 0

ROLL PENNIES.

MAKE SURE ALL 150 KLEENEX ARE IN YOUR BOX.

TAKE YOUR CAR TO THE CAR WASH IN THE POURING RAIN.

MAKE PRANK PHONE CALLS. "IS MR.I.P. FREELY AVAILABLE TO COME TO THE PHONE?"

2006-11-23 00:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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