They said this house was empty, following the mysterious disappearance of the previous family....WTH?
2006-11-22 16:06:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i dont know but i think you better get your @$$ out of there.
2006-11-22 16:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by MiaDiva28 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
His name is Mordecai and he’s an Oenwelnkk from the planet Zed-alpha 37.3. He was trying to teleport into the Louvre, but he’s never had a great sense of direction, so he's not too happy about that, but his real issue is that he seriously prefers basements because he’s afraid of heights. He’ll calm down if you offer him some espresso and sit him down in front of the tv for cartoons, but you’ll have to blindfold him to get him down the attic stairs… good luck finding his eyes. Whatever you do, don’t give him any turkey, no matter how much he begs, because consuming tryptophan causes him to lose control of his bladder and you don’t want that. His interplanetary visa is only temporary, so he’ll automatically teleport back home...but not 'til he’s finished all your beer.
2006-11-23 14:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a couple of poltergeists in the attic and they sound lost in the transition between heaven and earth. Better call out Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
2006-11-23 08:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by friendly face 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freddy Krueger
2006-11-23 00:10:05 · answer #4 · answered by erica 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's Cap'n Howdy.
2006-11-23 00:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Frosty 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's Hugo...the good(?) conjoined twin! Make sure to throw him his daily bucket of fish heads and such!
2006-11-23 03:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Schnibbs 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go and have a look. But whatever you do, don't tell anyone you love them and you'll see them soon just before you go. BAD MOVE.
2006-11-23 00:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing
2006-11-23 06:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Crows.
2006-11-23 03:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That turkey came back to life , eeeeek!
2006-11-23 00:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mice. we'll call in the exterminator tomorrow
2006-11-23 00:10:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋