trying to make a list of only thee most hilarious movie quotes EVER. help needed !!!!
2006-11-22 14:06:13 · 15 answers · asked by Charmed_FanForever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
One of my personal favorites is from "Zoolander":
"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." LOL!!!
*Edit*
Oh, I just thought of another funny one from "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective":
Lois: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"
Ace: "Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911?" LOL!!!
Ps. Thanks for the great question. You should get some funny answers.
2006-11-22 14:09:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Young frankenstein:
Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way.
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.
2006-11-22 22:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wedding Crasher's-"Did you do the Motor Boat? You did, didn't you, you old sailor you" "I'm gonna go ice down my balls team player"
Without a Paddle-"Were you a boyscout?" "No but I ate a brownie once"
Sixteen Candles-"No more Yanky my Wanky, the donger need food"
Happy Gilmore-"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!" You eat sh*t for breakfast?" " NO!!"
The Waterboy-"No Coloniel Sanders, your wrong momma's right!"
Napoleon Dynamite-"You're just jealous because I've been chatting to hot babes all day"
There's a couple for ya! ;)
Ohhh yeah, and......
Billy Madison-"He called the sh*t poop"
Money Talks-"They put they hands on you"
Rush Hour 2-"I Michael Jackson you ToTo...Tito man, Toto is what we ate last night"
Billy Madison-"If peeing the pants is cool consider me Miles Davis"
The Wedding Singer-"Her name is gonna be Julia Goolia?"
Dodgeball-"You're all adopted, your parents don't even love you"
Dodgeball-"Effin A Cotton Effin' A"
2006-11-22 22:11:11 · answer #3 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This is easy.In this order:
1."Sorry folks,parks closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park"Vacation.
2."Man,You are one pathetic loser"Dumb and Dumber
3."I'm gonna bbq your *** in molasses"Smokey and the Bandit
You know your smilin right now.They are funny,huh?
2006-11-22 22:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by darron1957 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had a bad day.
I had to subvert my principles.
I had to cowtow to an idiot.
TV makes these things possible.
It deadens the inner core of my being.
Martin Donovan in Trust
2006-11-22 22:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by . 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Die hard 1 and 2
American ware wolf in Paris
2006-11-23 01:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Suzanne M 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Wheres the white women at?" -Blazing Saddles
"Your like a big bear, with these big F'ing claws."- Swingers
2006-11-22 22:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by zillenium_00 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"It just goes to show, anyone can die in a freak gasoline fight.."-Zoolander
"Excuse me, but your balls are showing..."-Ace Ventura 2
"He started a rumor that i bought my izods at an outlet mall"-10 things i hate about you.
I can't think of anymore good ones.
2006-11-22 22:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by coolio 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"He gonna cry in the car" from the movie Friday
2006-11-22 22:29:21 · answer #9 · answered by Felicia R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Answer me boy,or don't make me put my fut up your a*#.
Damon Wayans in Major Pain
2006-11-22 22:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by ReDeana Donnae 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋