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What would you have your headstone read?

If you died suddenly, what do you think others would have it read?

2006-11-22 13:33:52 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Saffire♥ 4 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

Oops... I too want to be cremated... Didn't think about that... Uhm... In a rhetorical sense... Please answer...

2006-11-22 13:38:09 · update #1

12 answers

Good question!

For me it would depend on who wrote it.

My kids: Mom I know you're dead, but what's for dinner? Can we still go to the mall?

My 1st ex husband: Thank God the ***** is Dead. How can one woman manage to take EVERYTHING?

My Staff: Um, I know your dead and like, um that sucks and stuff but I need next weekend off cuz um, I might be getting my period and um like, I might not though cuz there was this cute guy and he and I were like messing around, I mean not really but you know and anyway, I really need next weekend off and I know it messes up the schedule but I HAVE to or I'll just die.

My Girlfriend: Wow! She's dead! She better have left me her Red Gucci bag or I'm not paying for this tombstone.

My 2nd ex husband: Thank God the ***** is Dead. How can one woman manage to take EVERYTHING?

My boss: Ah ****, now who is going to work 90 hours a week for THAT pay??????



LOL! At least they would all be thinking it!

2006-11-22 13:45:50 · answer #1 · answered by Chula 4 · 1 0

I have it written down and if I die it will be an upright dark grey stone. The front will have my name, DOB
Death is the golden key that opens the palace to eternity.

2006-11-22 21:41:54 · answer #2 · answered by Sage 6 · 1 0

Nothing I want to be cremated and my ashes just thrown around my yard. Memories only live inside people.

2006-11-22 21:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I lived I died thats life get over it.


That's what it will say. Not what it should say. I don't want people to mourn my death. If anything I hope they throw a kegger in honor of it. I'm not a morbid person I just think rationally.

2006-11-22 21:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I just want to be creamted, so I won't be needing a headstone.

2006-11-22 21:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by T Time 6 · 0 0

I hope that by the time I die, my headstone will read "Beloved wife, mother, and grandmother."

2006-11-22 21:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I want to be cremated

2006-11-22 21:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

independent strong funny woman full of surprises

2006-11-22 21:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Linda 2 · 1 0

He lived and never loved.
May we take heed and love each other.

2006-11-22 21:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by Hermes711 6 · 1 0

"Oops, sorry I did't get to say goodbye"

2006-11-23 09:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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