Good question!
For me it would depend on who wrote it.
My kids: Mom I know you're dead, but what's for dinner? Can we still go to the mall?
My 1st ex husband: Thank God the ***** is Dead. How can one woman manage to take EVERYTHING?
My Staff: Um, I know your dead and like, um that sucks and stuff but I need next weekend off cuz um, I might be getting my period and um like, I might not though cuz there was this cute guy and he and I were like messing around, I mean not really but you know and anyway, I really need next weekend off and I know it messes up the schedule but I HAVE to or I'll just die.
My Girlfriend: Wow! She's dead! She better have left me her Red Gucci bag or I'm not paying for this tombstone.
My 2nd ex husband: Thank God the ***** is Dead. How can one woman manage to take EVERYTHING?
My boss: Ah ****, now who is going to work 90 hours a week for THAT pay??????
LOL! At least they would all be thinking it!
2006-11-22 13:45:50
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answered by Chula 4
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I have it written down and if I die it will be an upright dark grey stone. The front will have my name, DOB
Death is the golden key that opens the palace to eternity.
2006-11-22 21:41:54
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answered by Sage 6
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Nothing I want to be cremated and my ashes just thrown around my yard. Memories only live inside people.
2006-11-22 21:35:53
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answered by Anonymous
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I lived I died thats life get over it.
That's what it will say. Not what it should say. I don't want people to mourn my death. If anything I hope they throw a kegger in honor of it. I'm not a morbid person I just think rationally.
2006-11-22 21:36:52
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answered by Anonymous
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I just want to be creamted, so I won't be needing a headstone.
2006-11-22 21:35:52
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answered by T Time 6
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I hope that by the time I die, my headstone will read "Beloved wife, mother, and grandmother."
2006-11-22 21:35:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I want to be cremated
2006-11-22 21:35:25
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answered by Anonymous
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independent strong funny woman full of surprises
2006-11-22 21:36:31
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answered by Linda 2
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He lived and never loved.
May we take heed and love each other.
2006-11-22 21:36:47
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answered by Hermes711 6
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"Oops, sorry I did't get to say goodbye"
2006-11-23 09:51:38
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answered by Anonymous
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