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2006-11-22 13:26:29 · 12 answers · asked by cutemay1 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

2006-11-22 13:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by Eastpack69 3 · 0 0

My mom saved "potato water" in a bowl in the sink to make the gravy with...My brother and I were stuffing the raw turkey and washed our hands in what we thought was hot soapy water (the potato water had some bubbles in it---MORE after we used SOAP).
THEN she made gravy with it.

We didn't eat the gravy, but everyone thought it was da bomb.

Sorry, that's my thanksgiving story so far. It's an old one.

2006-11-22 21:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0 0

So a horse walks into a bar......... jk
go to www.bored.com
there is tons of funny stuff there.
God Bless and Be Safe:)

2006-11-22 21:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by Yeah it's me................ 2 · 0 0

Has anyone seen my Husband Edgar, he said he was going to the Library to look at the Almanac. I think he in online there looking at Nudy Girls. Have you seen him....Cry

2006-11-22 21:28:19 · answer #4 · answered by TRACER 1 · 0 1

Two blonds ran into a bar...
wouldn't you think the 2nd one would have seen it?

2006-11-22 21:35:24 · answer #5 · answered by Momma Jo 6 · 0 0

What do you get when you kiss a bird?
Chirpies. It's a canarial disease, it's untweetable.

2006-11-22 21:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by X_YELLOWJACKET_X 3 · 0 0

You poor, poor thing. Why don't you get up off your butt and go help someone in need instead of whining.

2006-11-22 21:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

U MOMMA!!!!!
if a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?

2006-11-22 21:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by Ziggy Stardust 4 · 0 1

My answers are crack, and you're addicted. They leave you with an upside-down frown.

2006-11-22 21:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by Izzy 5 · 0 0

close your eyes and boo surprise

2006-11-22 21:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by tip2sexy 1 · 0 0

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