my teacher made me do a poem on math! please rate this poem. it's on statistics. i know it's bad. but remember, i've got a horrible topic. it's a french poem with 12 syllables per line. the rhyme scheme is abba abba cddcee. please give suggestions on how to make it better!
Statistics
Today, in the paper, I read a statistic
And I asked myself, why do I waste my sweet time
Reading this worthless bologna, it’s like a crime!
If they ask every person it’s realistic
People call my views extremely pessimistic
But they aren’t pessimistic, you filthy slime
Make an effort to think a great deal more sublime
I’d say my outlook is rather optimistic
But let’s get to the point: statistics mustn’t be
Unless they ask everyone in the area
It drives me into a case of hysteria
I can stand things to a tolerable degree
But when these fiends are filling other people’s minds
With these untrue statistics, someone must be fined
2006-11-22 13:17:41 · 2 answers · asked by Soccer_Fan_1111 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture