PREGNANT TURKEY STORY: One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed: "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!!!!!!!! HA HA!
2006-11-22 13:04:30 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
lmao- i should try that on my husband, thanks for the idea.
2006-11-22 13:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm from an rather large family (11 young ones). One Thanksgiving we went to my grandmother's new domicile in Prescott, AZ (we lived in California) the place we met up with our cousins. each and every physique became into bringing pies, potatoes, etc. and my grandma became into going to preserve the Turkey. It became into getting on the area of time for dinner and nonetheless there have been no sturdy smells of turkey coming from the kitchen. It seems the oven became into on no account became on. My grandmother, who wasn't lots of a cook dinner had on no account used the oven until now and did no longer be attentive to the thank you to tutor it on. We had a vegetarian Thanksgiving that 365 days (1967)
2016-12-10 14:04:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is 2 funny : ) lmao.. and thanks 4 the tip on how 2 stuff a turkey and how 2 do a funny prank : )
2006-11-22 13:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny I like it. My family likes to do things like that.
2006-11-22 13:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by robertski83 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaha i wasn't even thinking that turkey lay eggs
that's soo funny! what a mean family!! lol
2006-11-22 13:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by angel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
WOw, how old waz ur sister??? now dis have scar-ed her for life!
2006-11-22 13:07:09 · answer #6 · answered by Ree Ree 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-22 13:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, nice one.
2006-11-22 13:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a very funny story.LOL!
2006-11-22 13:38:02 · answer #9 · answered by snowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can u say blonde moment
2006-11-22 13:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by volleychik11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha..that was funny!!!
2006-11-22 13:26:07 · answer #11 · answered by Jax4all 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋