A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Focker raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Focker said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Focker. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."
Little Focker continued, "But her tit*s are so big, she can only fasten eight."
2006-11-22 11:24:55 · 13 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OH MY GOD LMAO.....
Now THAT'S comedy .....
:-)
2006-11-22 12:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-11-22 19:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong on SOO many levels
2006-11-22 19:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still cute after 50 years or more.....
2006-11-22 19:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by chickenger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other ones you said were better.I rate it a 6.
Keep 'em cummin
2006-11-22 19:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for you its not.We all know you are dating your Pilate's instructor.
2006-11-22 21:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i think is nasty and cute in the same time
2006-11-22 19:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by Janey R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, id never heard that one
2006-11-22 19:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Cherie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... it's hilarious... you're a genius... loved it... LoLoLoLoLoL
2006-11-22 19:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute cute
2006-11-22 19:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by Lil'MissSnshne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao that's funny as hell
2006-11-22 20:39:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋