2006-11-22 10:41:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Not to kill them in the first place.
2006-11-22 10:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the best way to get rid of a body is to take it out into one of the national forests and bury it well off the beaten path. there are old logging and fire roads throughout these forests. there is a two wheel cart made for hauling in a deer carcas after you make the kill. use that and it will only take one person to use. dig the whole deep, at least 4 or 5 feet. take shovel used for digging and toss in a good sized stream or small river well away from where you bury body. dont stop on bridge to do this, witnesses. as for blood on carpet, no way to get rid of that, has to be disposed of, burning is best way, cant test for blood in ashes. if you are talking about getting blood on carpet of truck of car, dont let that happen. make sure body is wrapped real good in tarpolin. the biggest thing is to not tell anyone, not even your best friend or preacher. NOBODY!!!!! thats how you get caught. good luck
2006-11-22 10:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by fn_49@hotmail.com 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, don't try to establish an aliby by having someone dress up to look like you and sit in a coffe shop across town, then stuff the body into a 2 by 4 foot trunk, fill it with lye and drop it off at a busy metropolitan airport in the middle of Thanksgiving traffic with a plane ticket to Peru with 54 layovers, including Bombay, Tokyo, Brazil, Egypt, Afghanistan, Bolivia, Argentina, Cuba, Prague, Raliegh, North Carolina and Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Anything but that.
2006-11-22 12:02:27 · answer #3 · answered by strawberry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop it off at the coroner's office.
Just watch out for those cameras outside the building.
Or, take it up to the mountains and put it in a shallow grave. The coyotes will dig it up and "recycle" it this winter, hopefully leaving very few traces.
Hydrogen peroxide takes blood out of anything. But I would recommend replacing the carpet and the pad.
2006-11-22 10:47:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you watch those crime shows on cable? They showed one where the carpet looked perfectly clean. They sprayed this stuff on it and then it showed a blood stain. The carpet had been cleaned but with this special stuff they are still able to detect the blood.
I guess you'd better get rid of that carpet!!!
2006-11-22 10:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw the corpse to the pigs, it will be gone within the hour, and torch the carpet, blood never gets out.
2006-11-22 10:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by identity crisis! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i heard that you go to a cematary at night one who has a burial for the next day and dig deeper and put the body there cover it back up with the dirt noone will ever find the body as for blood in the carpet hydogen peroxcide works good but still leaves traces i say replace the carpet
2006-11-22 10:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by monkeydaddy0212 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, first step, dumbass, don't go posting a question like this on the web. Whether you're serious (unlikely) or kidding (highly likely) you're likely to get tracked down and hassled by someone like my buddy at the FBI that I'm forwarding this to. Have fun looking over your shoulder for the next few months.
2006-11-22 12:35:11 · answer #8 · answered by Mogul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no possible way to get all blood residue out of carpet.
( or under it, since part will go though)
Best way, call the coroner, they haul them off.
2006-11-22 10:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought a good idea would be to dump it in a remote sewer basin and spread lye over it. As for the blood, hydrogen peroxide.
2006-11-22 10:44:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just say he was a Lebanese minister and let the Syrians take the rap!
2006-11-22 11:00:33 · answer #11 · answered by Bohemian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋