All you can eat?

Question

Has anyone stayed at an all you can eat buffet all day (or a really long time)
How long do you think you could stay?

You wouldnt have to eat the whole time you could take breaks and pace yourself! lol. What if it took you ages to eat three little plates of food? Do you think they would ask you to leave?

"if i had nothing else to do, i guess i could stay all day...its not like you have to actually be eating all the time - you could just 'graze' & people watch. sounds like a good research project for a skint student... "

Thats what I meant! I am a skint student.

Answer 1

Last year the "Really Fat Ba**ards Club UK" went on their monthly "All you Can Blitz" night (in which they ambush an all you can eat restaurant and make them realise the folly of their ways) in Barnsley, where the target was the Jade Moon Chinese Restaurant. The owners suspected something was amiss when a 53 seater Plaxton-Dennis extra wide bodied coach with super-reinforced chassis and triple-width door lumbered up outside and the two small chinese girls sent to bar the door never stood a chance as the man-avalanche that that is Dave "BucketBelly" McGuire's vast roll of blubber forced the door in like a battering ram and with a rousing cry of "Gutbuckets are Go!!!" fifty three vast appetites on legs trundled their combined weight of over 1500 stones to the buffet, throwing their tenners at the head waiter who was by this time in an almost catatonic state.
Nothing stands in the way of Brian "The Gullet from Guildford" Hadley and szechuan king prawns, or at least it doesn't for very long and the three ninja waiters that tried will thankfully be out of hospital next week although their psychiatric counselling will take a little longer. Another brave soul attempted to stop Paul "PigMeister" Parsons from doing his party trick of lifting up a five gallon vat of beef in black bean sauce and doing "Gone in Sixty Seconds" but Paul merely lifted the vat with the waiter still clinging on, legs kicking in the air. It was unfortunate that the vat was below the ceiling fan but the waiter was rescued some two hours later none the worse but somewhat dizzy.
Having exhausted the buffet RFBC UK advanced on the kitchen and had anybody been around the back they would have seen a dozen terrified chinese chefs bursting through the door, windows, fire escape and in one case the chimney. Suffice it to say that within 7 minutes 32 seconds nothing edible survived, except for a live poodle, which knowing a chance had presented itself made a succesful bid for freedom, and the existence of which was strongly denied by all twelve chinese chefs in the subsequent insurance enquiry.
Having denuded the restaurant of all eatable material the RFBC UK were winched back aboard the coach whilst the driver tightened the suspension yet more, and all agreed it had been a very good and succesful raid as they tucked into their homegoing snack of curried whole elephant. Allied Dunbar Insurance were forced to raise their "Fat Raid on Restaurants" Insurance policy yet again, and the Jade Moon have fitted an iron door less than 2 feet wide.

Answer 2

By any standard, I'm a slim guy. BUT, I love good food. I have performed feats involving food that defy physics (get your mind out of the gutter):

At a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet, I once had 13 plates of food.

At an all-you-can-eat pizza place, I ate 21 pieces of pizza. Strangely enough, someone I was with ate 23 pieces.

At my brother's wedding, I ate all 15 courses, one of which was a T-bone steak PLUS, some of the food that people at my table couldn't finish. It was the most I ever ate in my life and my stomach was so sore from being stretched to the limit, I was in pain for over 3 hours.

Answer 3

if i had nothing else to do, i guess i could stay all day...its not like you have to actually be eating all the time - you could just 'graze' & people watch. sounds like a good research project for a skint student...

Answer 4

Ive stayed at a chinese buffet for three hours. We were not made to feel that we were overstaying our welcome, but we didnt eat huge quantities of food either. It wasn't non stop eating, it was chatting, having drinks and just enjoying ourselves. I ate two and a half plates of food in the three hours and that is the most I have ever eaten. I am fat. Im so glad the guy here who is slim told us about his eating feats, as I am SICK of ignorant people like the woman above who called her "friend" a fat sod, assuming that fat = greedy. It's just not true in the majority of cases.

Answer 5

Longest I have stayed is 3 hours but that is because everyone took their time and didn't think all you can eat meant all you can eat that you fit on your plate in the first sitting. Plus we spent quite a long time getting drinks.

Answer 6

Americans are getting larger.
A buffet that doesn't have an hour limit is catering to the obsessive eating habits of all Fat-*** Americans
If you can't get your fill in an hour, your next stop should be the hospital to pump your stomach.

Answer 7

i stayed at pizza hut once and had a competition..i could eat 7 slices then i gave up..been up for thirds before...i love my food but i do try not to eat too much cause im only 5 ft so i can put the weight on if not careful!!x

Answer 8

it really is a mixture of issues--mostly that's too little workout (via too a lot convenience of "non-actual" activities and interests, lack of ideal social places TO get workout like parks and sidewalks, and so on.) and having foodstuff thanks to reachable. Plus we are consistently uncovered to it---billboards, television/Radio, eating position commercials, in line at examine-out counters, merchandising machines, on-line. once you're consistently uncovered to it, you may be consistently wondering about it. And the further you imagine about something, the further you'll have a tendency to have interaction in inspite of the actuality that it really is you're wondering about--foodstuff, activities, television, and so on.. i actually hate that element of united statesa.. we are so severe; that's both those "health-nuts" who're captivated with monitoring each and every thing or those those who do not comprehend or do not care and are captivated with ingesting each and every thing. Then there are human beings like me, who grew up round both kinds of persons, and now I even do not comprehend myself truly the thanks to handle such issues as foodstuff and for this reason warfare lots. i comprehend what's healthful and strong, and fairly some the time i will follow it, yet each and every from time to time seeing commercials for a impressive chocolate cake or somebody else ingesting it, I initiate to imagine, "i have been truly healthful at the moment. and that i have been putting fairly some time into college. Plus I purely aced that huge exam... perchance I deserve it." and then that piece of chocolate cake will grow to be 2 products, and advance I (someone who eats fruit & oatmeal for breakfast and salads for dinner, and runs 6 miles countless circumstances a week plus ability trains) purely develop into between the lazy human beings. it really is a roller coaster. and that i'd truly pick to get off.

Answer 9

I knew someone who got banned from the 'nose bag' restaurants, in my town the indian and chinese closed ranks and wouldn't let him in lol lol he was a fat sod.

Are you saying stay all day and graze on the buffet food....i'm gonna give it a try at the weekend!!!

Answer 10

LOL Tried to at university but they kicked us out after 4 hours. Sucks to be a starving student.