the top 10 funniest oxymorons you can think of. Be creative!!! Surprise me.
2006-11-22 08:59:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yummy broccoli
Smart brother
Dirty soap
clean dirt
Nice jerk
merry Christmas (are you really happy about people not being satisfied with their gifts, long lines, and high gas prices?)
short ladder
pretty aunt
black light
dry water
2006-11-22 09:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jumbo Shrimp
Same Difference
Pretty Ugly
clearly confused
act naturally
alone together
Hell's Angels
deafening silence
seriously funny
unbiased opinion
2006-11-22 17:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Sterling 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
"Compassionate conservatism" MUST top the list, followed
CLOSELY by "Military Intelligence" (especially in these times!)
I did hear a college-age woman, speaking of soda size, ask the cashier at an El Pollo Loco the other day...
"How big is the 'small'?"
2006-11-22 17:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Scandalous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
microsoft works
butthead
good rap
good president
cant think of anymore right now
2006-11-22 17:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
william w. bush
2006-11-22 17:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by ontheroadagainwithoutyou 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
smart women
strong women
working women
horny women
2006-11-22 17:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Trolling for Fun 1 · 1⤊ 5⤋
You are bored aren't you?
2006-11-22 17:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋