Aside from being the main course.
2006-11-22 08:45:24 · 16 answers · asked by tofu 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
being so delicious.
2006-11-22 08:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by practicalwizard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The turkey is thankful to be our main course. Because of him, we don't starve on Thanksgiving. Also, Thanksgiving made the turkey famous. Without turkey day, the turkey probably would become just a dirty old bird that ran wild.
2006-11-22 16:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by riot grrrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it was raised in cage at a factory farm instead of being free-range, it's probably thankful that it's miserable existence is over. Ugh, the way a lot of poultry are raised is just plain cruel.
Or, if the turkey had good karma, maybe it's thankful that it lived a healthy life out in the yard, interacting normally with other turkeys, was granted a swift and painless death, and was eaten by people who appreciated its contribution to the circle of life.
2006-11-22 16:54:07 · answer #3 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gets to be put out of his misery of having these weird people always making him over eat, he gets to go to TURKEY HEAVEN :) and have a great big Family Reunion, no more stupid and boring pens he has to share with those annoying chickens, he finally gets to fly (in turkey heaven of course)...
but then again, it's just a Turkey:)
2006-11-22 17:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That he will no longer have to live in a polluted over crowed pen of filth. That he will no longer have to endure steroid shots to make him grow faster. In general he can be thankful for a better life after death than he has here.
2006-11-22 16:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE AT A TURKEY FARM BEING PECKED ON BY ALL OF THE OTHER TURKEY'S . I TOOK A TOUR THERE ONCE AND IT ABOUT DONE ME IN ON TURKEY. WAY TOO MANY TURKEY'S IN ONE AREA.
2006-11-22 16:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He isn't outside in the cold and he should also be happy that he is making people happy by providing them with a nice dinner.
2006-11-22 16:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice, warm, gravy filled bed to sleep in stuffed with sausage and breadcrumbs!
2006-11-22 16:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That the timer stuck in his side has finally been removed.
2006-11-22 16:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by boomer sooner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why for becoming the most bought bird during november!
2006-11-22 16:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by Justin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not having to be in the cold weather anymore.
2006-11-22 16:48:49 · answer #11 · answered by stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋