give me a list like "top 10 things to say to a pizza deliverer" or "10 reasons men are more important" or "why women should rule earth"
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2006-11-22 08:13:12 · 5 answers · asked by Ryan O 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
top 10 things to do/say while using a public bathroom..
1. Groaning
2. "WOW!"
3. "where did that come from?!"
4. puking noises, then say "oh good, now i won't gain weight from those tic tacs!"
5. talk on your cell phone
6. Giggle when anyone starts to go pee
7. talk to yourself
8. (if a woman) walk in the bathroom and ask the first woman you see where the urinal is
9. " o my gosh i better take a picture of that one!"
10. stand by the paper towel dispenser and help each person get some after they wash their hands, and if someone leaves w/o washing, tell them all about germs/bacteria and that they should have better hygiene
2006-11-22 08:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by lily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top Ten Signs The Guy In The Cubicle Next To You Is Michael Jackson
10. Fax machine always clogged with subpoenas
9. There's a llama tethered to the water cooler
8. Only cubicle that has a ferris wheel
7. Carpet is covered with sequins and monkey hair
6. Asks if office has a third option besides "Men's Room" and "Ladies' Room"
5. Borrows your Wite-Out to touch up his face
4. Recycling bin is filled with surgical masks
3. They canceled "Bring Your Child to Work Day"
2. He answers his phone with a high-pitched "hee hee"
1. Everyone around te office is asking who the new white chick is
Blatently stolen from Letterman...
2006-11-22 08:35:53 · answer #2 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top 10 oxymorons:
1. organized government
2. Jumbo Shrimp
3. Military intelligence
4. Freezer burn
5. Sweet sorrow
6. Microsoft works
7. Airline food
8. Canned fresh
9. Bitter sweet
10. Customer service
2006-11-22 08:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I definitely have many a million) positioned a ketchup packet in between a rest room seat and the bowl. Then while somebody sits down it explodes on there pants 2) yet another is quite undesirable besides the undeniable fact that that's a prank. you sneek out for the time of the knight with a gaggle on cord and tie one end to a mailbox of a hectic highway then circulate the line and tie it to a distinctive mailbox. In a couple of minutes you have a annoyed motive force and that's humorous to 3) you ought to only fork someones backyard only grab an entire bunck of forks and bypass stick it in someones backyard
2016-10-12 22:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
top 10 funny list of your question
2006-11-22 08:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by Ormoz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋