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Almost everyone else comes out with regular names, but the stars get goofy (the kid named Apple comes to mind). Regular folks get goofy too. Any examples of horrible kid names?

2006-11-22 07:35:26 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Newborn & Baby

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I know a couple that named their son Gabrielle Jerome-Cortez

The hyphenated last name wasn't so bad (a little PC, but not overly so) but GABRIELLE?

For a BOY?

Who would be going to PUBLIC SCHOOL in BROOKLYN, New York in less than 5 years?

That's the kind of name that leads to 12 years of schoolyard beatings!

[big surprise, the mother of "Gabrielle" ended up in a mental hospital within a year - for unrelated reasons - and that couple got divorced - again, for unrelated reasons - but it shows they both had a few screws loose]

Mercifully, Gabrielle's father began calling his son GABE when he got school age - not very manly either, but not quite as chronically gay as "Gabrielle"

2006-11-22 07:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I have met Doris Morris and Mavis Davis. I also have met Elvis Presley Ebanks, Fidel Castro Christian and Elizabeth Taylor Brown. But the worst I think is a poor girl called Melena, which is the medical term for blood in the stool.

2006-11-22 13:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by sinned 4 · 1 0

My husbands family once knew a girl named The End. The worst part of it was that she wasn't the last child. she was 7 out of 8. That would be a horrible name to live with.

2006-11-22 08:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by mandy b 2 · 3 0

When I went to college there was a football player there named Cocain Mothershed. I kid you not! He aparantly was a good player cause I heard his name over the speaker throughout every game. The rumors told me that his sister was Mary Jane Mothershed. I just can't believe a mother would actual use those names!

2006-11-22 08:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Concerned Mom 2 · 2 0

Honest to God true story. Our local paper does a short story on the New Year's baby every year (first baby born after midnight new years day).
About six or seven years ago twins got the honor and the parents named them Cash and Money.

The next best one is Starlit Sky.

2006-11-22 07:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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2016-10-12 22:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Frank Zappa has to win the award for the oddest names for children : Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Muffin...

Honorable mention go to

Penn of Penn and Teller for Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette and Zolten Penn Jillette..

2006-11-22 08:00:48 · answer #7 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 5 0

I knew a girl named Rosebud (her parents were Citizen Kane fans), and a boy named Montero (named after the rose).

2006-11-22 07:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 4 0

Pilot Inspektor - from the guy is My Name is Earl.
Moon Unit Zappa

2006-11-22 10:37:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lydia 7 · 0 0

Cal-el... Nicholas Cage named his son that.. I love Superman, but would never name my kid after him!! There are so many more, but that's the first one that comes to my mind!! Happy Thanksgiving

2006-11-22 07:38:46 · answer #10 · answered by Kat0312 4 · 3 0

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