How do i fix a pane of glass? Father just came through the window and broke it?

Question

Well what happened was, me , Brother Mother Shadow and Llama were just about to eat our evening meal of kippers pickles and crackers when when we heard what sounded like running coming from outside the window and it was coming towards the house! Then all of a sudden there was a cry like a banshee and the pane of glass shattered and after it came Father, he was attatched to a rope and he was swinging backwards and forwards very violently. He was wearing Leapordskin knickers with tassles. Before we knew it, he grabbed Llama by the legs and swung back out with him, I think he is jelous of Mothers relationship with Llama. Anyway, my questin is , how do we fix the pane of glass? Ps dont worry, Llama just came back wearing Fathers knickers, he is keeping Mother warm, she is a bit shocked. Hope you can help aviators? sent

Answer 1

know you have five builders locked in your shed ,let one out for an hour ,get him to fix the window pane.

Answer 2

i could think of there could be little distinction in the quantity the living house will warmth up from the sunlight regardless of unmarried or double pane living house windows. Having UV or tinted coatings (which come on some greater moderen living house windows) ought to diminish down on the warmth temperature. yet, as you element out, double pane glass will hold that unfastened heat temperature longer after the sunlight is going down. And if it gets too warm, you may only draw the curtains.

Answer 3

Anyone can have a glass pane window -- stretch the leapordskin knickers over the frame, it'll be easier on Father the next time he makes another dramatic entrance.

Answer 4

Stick brother in the gap until I get there. I'll be round as soon as possible.

Answer 5

call a man out to fix it yellow pages. need to get a life