Turkey day is tomorrow folks! And we all are thankful for the fun we have every year on that day, but can you remember your worst Thanksgiving ever? I can! Tomorrow will be the first time I'll ever spend Thanksgiving without my kids. Blame it on the cheating ex wife! What's your story? Burt Turkey, Dog ate the bird, ex boyfriend thru the bird at you?
2006-11-22 07:01:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
I almost cut my thumb off. I had to get 6 stiches. Anyway.. sorry you wife cheated on you. You should make her let you have the kids for half the day, or all day on Christmas. After all, they are half yours!
Plus, why are you pretending to be Johnny Knoxville? Be yourself ;)
2006-11-22 07:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Rachael M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We were cooking Turkey and going to have my in-laws over. My mother in law wasn't feeling well for several months with several different complaints which the doctors couldn't pinpoint. Sad to say she died on Thanksgiving day 17 years ago. For a long time afterwards my older son did not like Thanksgiving because of the association of loosing a much loved grandma. My younger son was just a baby so he doesn't remember his grandma.
2006-11-22 15:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by knittinmama 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't really had any bad experiences on Turkey Day, except being alone once in a while on that holiday. However, I heard of a great joke to play on kids. When the turkey is all cooked and ready to carve and serve, take the stuffing out and set it out of view. Then insert a fully cooked Cornish hen inside the cavity. Ask the kid(s) to take out the stuffing for you. Depending on the ages of the kids, you might get some pretty funny reactions!LOL!
2006-11-22 15:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by openarche 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My werst thanksgiving ever was when I went out to my husbans grandmas house and they had green ham, the pie was frozen,patato salad was runny and not to mintion that there was no drink!
2006-11-22 15:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by MYSTERY #1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude you ROCK! my worst turkey day was when i was 8 and after dinner my grandfather sat down in a wing chair, fell asleep and died(sad part) but what was funny was my older cousin( it was at her house) found him, freaked out, and ran out of the house. we had to drive 4 blocks to cach up to her
2006-11-22 15:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hello Johnny,
happy turkey day
2006-11-22 16:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by ladybug 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your werid but I liked you in that movie whose name I can't remember about the singer who I forget as well
2006-11-22 15:04:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All you IDIOTS on here answering thinking that its really him.. lol
2006-11-22 15:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by yo mama 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
like other answers when my dad died
2006-11-22 15:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋