I have a very personal problem. My penis is not very attractive. It curves a bit and a has dark ring around it (like Charlie Brown's sweater).
What can I do to make my "mini-me" more appealing.
2006-11-22 05:56:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
I think you might be surprised at how MOST folks who like penis's find them all different looking to some degree or another but short of seeing one in a VERY bad way (disease etc) I am not sure I have ever seem an "unattractive one as such,
Short ones, long ones, curved ones, cut, uncut, so long as they are clean and respond well to being played with, I doubt many folks are going to worry.
I accept that if YOU are unhappy with it, then this must be frustrating. I am guessing skin lightning could be tried for the band - and surgical correction CAN be done to straighten a curved penis - though this is normnally only recommended for VERY curved ones.
Remember, they all look a bit strange, all get wrinkly, it is ok to have a fat one - and can be nice to have a slim one. Long ones and shorts ones are both common place.
I have never heard anyone say "Oh really nice guy but I couldn't possibly go out with him, his penis is a little bit curved and there is a darker ring on it".
Lightning and straightening ARE possible if you don't like things as they are, but folks who like winkies are unlikely to be bothered in the slightest :)
2006-11-22 06:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mark T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pick My Chemical Romance. See, I bet they're Nirvana fans, and know how to play their [easy] songs. So replace that fairy boy with Kurt Cobain [the guitarist can stay if he wants], and replace bassist with Krist Novoselic. Therefore, the songwriter/vocalist and bass player, two of the key elements to the way a song's going to sound, the rest of the band will follow their lead, and the band would no longer by emo ****, but a Nirvana-like band - with 2/3 of Nirvana! Done. XD
2016-05-22 17:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the curve thing you got going on sounds nice dont try to fix that lol
2006-11-22 06:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by imalickyouallover69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go see your doctor... but I like your idea for the new makeover show hahahaha!!
2006-11-22 06:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by teapreacher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hide it in a vagina
2006-11-22 07:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by kate keith and the egg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋