2006-11-22 05:37:48 · 10 answers · asked by .:*BeAuTiFuL*:. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Horoscopes
The award winning (so they say) Onion's horoscope. If not just as accurate, much more entertaining. The real reason to even bother. Here is a few for this week:
Leo July 23 - August 22
You'll claim to have only been following doctor's orders, but jury members will still convict you of assisting in a series of barbaric musculoskeletal medical experiments.
Libra September 23 - October 23
Despite seemingly insurmountable odds, you will once again manage to talk your way out of sounding interesting this week.
Your Birthday Today
The discovery of two scoliotic spines this week will bring you one step closer to completing that rocking chair of skulls.
Uncanny!
2006-11-22 14:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by Chaine de lumière 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Milly
2006-11-22 15:37:16 · answer #2 · answered by milly_1963 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try this website. Let me know what you think.
I think yours will say you will meet an attractive guy who will answer your question and make you laugh..!
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2006-11-22 13:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by KinfOfPly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-22 18:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by MJ is Kewl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just read yahoo horoscropes.
2006-11-22 13:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Chanele G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-11-23 11:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ღ♡♥Emily♥♡ღ♫ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 00:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by failed_to_love_u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-22 20:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-22 14:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by jonni_richter 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2006-11-22 13:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by M&M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋