What are the differnt kinds of goths?

Question

Please explain.

Answer 1

There are three basic types. Ready? Take notes:

1. Lame
2. Lame
3. Pathetically naive attention whores.

Hope that helped.

Answer 2

Punkgoth--the original flava!
Mopeygoth--**** off and die (reading Baudelaire in a coffeehaus)
Perkygoth--would rather live with flopsey and bouncy than mopey
Poseygoth--the offshoot of the partime punk
Bittergoth--one level below mopeygoth
Crankygoth--primarily focused in female goths once per month
Perkygoth Supreme--Edvamp _used_ to be one
Poseurgoth/Visigoth/Miligoth--...if you have to ask...
Vampygoth--subscribes to alt.gothic and alt.vampyres
Crustygoth--those over 40, if they still have hippy tendencies
Mustygoth--those who have been dead a short while
Dustygoth--those who have been dead a very long time
Industragoth--likes both goth and industrial music
Perkydomgoth--a happy dominatrix
Perkysubgoth--happy that _they're_ not in control
Perkyswitchgoth--just happy, no matter who is in control
Mommygoth/Daddygoth--reserved for those with offspring
Polygoth--those with polygamous preferences/desires
Bubblegoth--those who chew gum and blow bubbles at clubs
Kittygoth--those who own Hello Kitty _everything_
Keropigoth--those who own Keropi _everything_
Badtzgoth--those who own Badtz Maru _everything_
Burritogoth--those who have experienced Tortillas
Androgagoth--those who have perfected that androgynous look
Crowgoth--those who think they are Brandon Lee

Answer 3

What, you've never read the goth list? Check around - I'm sure it's still out there. You may also want to visit goth.net. They have a very good explanation of what is goth, and what is not.

Answer 4

The only kinds I remember are Six Piece Drum Set and Vampire Chick That Used to Be Hot. Chuck would also wear a long black trenchcoat, but it wasn't really goth. Then again, it was never really meant to be. I mean the guy wore shoes he found in the boys locker room for fvck's sake.

Man I would have loved to pound that goth chick before she got all pasty and stupid looking. Eh, I'd still bang her, I just wouldn't like it as much.

Answer 5

Theres the most hard core goths Deep and thick black eyeliner black lipstick fake eyelastes big baggy bondage pants conversies all stars and armwarmers. The medium light eyrliner mabe some eye shadow and baggy pants and band Tee (normall slipnot) and then the easy a little black makeup and some hard core stufff

Answer 6

i dont really like doing this because it involves alot of stereo typing but what the hell ill do my best hoepfully i dont leave anything out

1.Mall Goth/NeoGoth=The posers the one with horrible make up pimply faces and large pants usually shop at hottopic they listen to bands like him and afi

2.Mansonite/SpookyKid=Much like Mall Goths major fan of
Manson

3.BabyBat=One that is new to the scene usually wears basic black

4.Goth(old School)=The real goth Straight from the 80s Think Robert smith teased hair dressed in velvet,Vinyl,leather etc etc listens to goth rock

5.Victorian Goth=Very romantic corsets frock coat basically anything from the 19 century listens to dark wave or ethereal

6.Steam Punk=a cross between rivethead(Not really goth) and a victorian goth

7.Cyber goth=Pretty much a raver that decided to be a goth.Alot of flourecent colors green mainly synthetic hair and dont forget goggles listens to Future Pop


8.DeathRocker=a cross between punk and goth style of dress ripped fishnet shirt spikes lots of chains maybe even some type of mohawk listens to death rock

9.RennFaire goth=I hate these basically nerds that have no where to fit in and decides goth will make them cool.They will often dress in poor midevil attire you get the idea

10.Bondage=Not really goth but look it name says it all

11.Rivethead=Not goth but dresses in BDUs battle dress uniform and goggles etc etc listens to industrial or ebm

12.Modern Goth=Same thing as old school just more vinyl bondage pants fishnet shirts listens to 3rd wave goth music

Answer 7

i think there is the just black nothing else goth. i like that goth
but then there is the spiky hair,tons of piercings ect. thats like ultimate goth. i dont like that goth

Answer 8

I agree with the Shawn V on his opinion on goth......there is no difference..theres only one kind and that's WEIRD

ughh..goth..eww

Answer 9

i think is just one but seen in diferent ways

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Answer 10

kinda. theres the depressed ones who cut and harm themselves. theres the hardcore heavy metal listening ones. ones who wear chains and all black crap.. idk. ask one.