2006-11-22 03:01:36 · 37 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put a bag over your head
2006-11-22 03:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Black eyes are hard to cover even with the best of makeup. Either stay home from work today or come up with a good cover story. And take this as a hard lesson learned. Men never like a woman who farts in bed
2006-11-22 03:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't cover it up. Use it to your advantage. Talk of a story about how you whipped someone in the bar, but you still got a black eye. Make yourself the hero!
2006-11-22 03:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious, do not cover anything. Call the police. At least look up the battered women's shelter in your area.
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If you are trying to be tongue in cheek
You should cover your eye with the targeting site of a rocket launcher of some sort. When you see his car coming home... >BOOM<
Then ask, "is the air clear enough for you now hon?"
2006-11-22 03:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by raksasha_de_lune 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use a little cover up, or just stay inside and think about what you've done until it heals. Maybe next time you will learn to control your flatulent asss.
2006-11-22 03:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello Stinky Fingers...you have had to start back at the beginning...goddam
Covering up a black eye is simple, you just need to get the rest of your face beaten up...get all them bruises meeting up in the middle, you will just look deformed, rather than abused, then
2006-11-22 03:14:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Get a steak and place it over your eye...you may not want to walk about with it but I suppose you could get some Paris Hilton glasses.
2006-11-22 03:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by Random Jon 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next time graze on potpourri during the day or use the outhouse!
2006-11-23 09:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by rosemist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of hubby...giving you a black eye is unacceptable. Find a women's group at your local Women's Protective Services. You don't deserve to be smacked around...
2006-11-22 03:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by kmoc123 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You got that idea from that chick claiming to have got hit by a softball, huh? Wear a mask and pretend you thought it was Halloween, not Thanksgiving.
2006-11-22 03:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by Joni J 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋