there are two french players named zidane and dr zizzou playing the contest of which have the most frogs coming out of his butthole"....the refree counting down..then he pulls trigger of the starter gun in the air....the starter's gun went "BANG!" both guys started shittting...refrees with gas masks and latex gloves started counting counting frogs coming out of both guys assses. nearly three hours passed by,both are tied at 9,999 frogs each ..there are 15 seconds remaining on the clock...both are sweating hard. blood veins become thicker on both of their necks,their faces are so red and sweaty...as the clock ticks to last three seconds..there is a small "blop" sound from dr zizzou's butthole..there is small tadpole with small legs fells out...the refree counted dr zizzou's tadpole as the 10,000th..zidance screams at dr zizzou ,"you cheat like italians!!! then outraged zidane runs to dr zizzou and headbutts him down into his pile of frogs. refrees disqualifed zidane, dr zizzou won!!
2006-11-22 02:50:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
drugs are bad for you.. get help now!
2006-11-22 02:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-22 10:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by art 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
azzurri, some friendly advice if I may. this isn’t working well as you can see. your Q’s are accomplishing nothing more than prove the law on diminishing returns. see how you’re getting less and less attention here? so, you might want reconsider your strategy. how about you tell us why you were a zombie and then a ghost? now that would be some story.
2006-11-23 00:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by tobermory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny azzuri, if those are your dreams, may I suggest you don't fall asleep anymore.
2006-11-22 12:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by At Last WC2010 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u did it and ur girl friend saw it
and broke up with u
so sad!!
dont worry i'll find u a new gf'
never
u suck!
2006-11-22 11:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww.........i feel so horrible 4 u dont u hav anything better 2 do
2006-11-22 14:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and sick all at once..lol
2006-11-22 10:58:39 · answer #7 · answered by Rain32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your parents did it!
2006-11-22 11:43:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry I didn't even read it.. lol
2006-11-22 16:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by мяs. мαтεяαzzι 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋