Chinese Proverbs:
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Smile it is good for you:))
2006-11-22 02:41:56 · 16 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
Do they fart a lot in Chicago?
Or is it just full of old farts?
2006-11-22 02:46:47 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And of course
Girl with skirt up
runs faster than man with trousers down.
2006-11-22 10:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Andy P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, Bravo
2006-11-22 15:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin C K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laughs! Here's another:
Man who fly plane upside down, have nasty crack up.
2006-11-22 22:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by secondwish02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who cooks carrots and pees in same pot unhygenic?
2006-11-22 17:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by johncob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who pee into wind get his own back.
2006-11-23 04:06:40 · answer #6 · answered by Yeti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done - cheered me up!!
Firestorm you just don't get it.......duh
2006-11-22 11:05:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All very true.
Thank you
2006-11-22 11:57:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are good, and yes, I did laugh
2006-11-22 10:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by LittleLady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you.
2006-11-22 17:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋