2006-11-22 02:09:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
First get turned to stone. (There are a few witches on this site, I'm sure one can oblige). Then get a stonemason to hollow you out. It might be an idea to make the arrangements with the stonemason first and he will probably want to be paid in advance.
2006-11-22 02:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of training from the Chimney and Aerial school of Greater Manchester. You need to become a BCA (Batchelor of Chimneys an Aerials). It's a tough course, and you need to be able to brave the elements, but if you are strong, and powerful, you'll ascend to the lofty heights of the chimney.
Good luck in your Roof Loitering future!
2006-11-22 10:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a waste of time.
But if you really want to become a chimney pot, you could try taking hallucinogens and looking into a mirror. Though you may see something else...
2006-11-22 10:24:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to be a chimney pot?Its not to try and fool Santa Claus is it?That's it isn't it,you want him to come down your fake chimney so you can nick all the presents.Shame on you.
2006-11-22 10:24:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hollow yourself out, and sit on a fire. The smoke should travel nicely up your newly hollowed out carcass and come out your mouth and nose.
Easy!
2006-11-22 10:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand in a fireplace and blow smoke out of you mouth
2006-11-22 10:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by NicScully 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deed Poll should do the trick
2006-11-22 10:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand still till lichen start growing on you.
2006-11-22 10:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoke a lot.
2006-11-22 10:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one smokes through ones head.
2006-11-22 10:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋