Can someone give me a pat on the back, maybe a trophy or something for going 7 months now without "action" without complaining too much? I mean seriously I'm a pretty hot guy, I don't know how my wife can resist me (I'm serious), but she's had concerns and now Dr. orders not to, so we just have not done it since we found out she was pregnant. I'm such a great husband. Thanks.
2006-11-22 01:35:39 · 17 answers · asked by HJ8 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
No, no, I haven't been getting anything from anyone else! I am faithful
2006-11-22 01:52:26 · update #1
Get over yourself. Jerk.
2006-11-22 01:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need a pat on the back. You have already been patting your own back. And modest too!!! Anyway you may have gotten a little more sympathy and respect if you weren't so full of yourself. Next time dont gloat so much because it is pretty good and loving of you to have supported your wife this way. Pregnancy is a difficult time for a man and a woman. I think they both need to be supportive of each other through it. Make sure you dont downplay her suffering. She is carrying a child and having to go without sex, and I am sure she isn't complaining to much either. Remember though, there are other ways of giving pleasure to each other besides having sex. I am sure you can make her feel good and I am sure that she will then want to reciprocate. Look after each other :) and Good Luck!
2006-11-22 02:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by emilyanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you're a little brat for being so full of yourself
BUT i do give you kudos for keeping it in your pants and not barking up other trees. Making the atempt to understand your wifes condition is a very good measure of a man.
I personally dont know how on earth your wife made it 7 months without sex. Even if you looked like the back side of a walrus, 7 months is a long asss time to deny all those pregnancy horney hormones.
Just dont get too full of yourself, anyone would expect a loving husband and father to do the same. Its part of being a grown up. Even if it does suck.
2006-11-22 01:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by amosunknown 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tWell assuming that you have been faithful......good for you. Besides that sorry that you have been without for some time now, that really sucks! I personally never understood why some women do not have sex while pregnant? I did during both my preg's. Well hope you have a strong right hand, unless of course you are a lefty! lol
2006-11-22 01:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she such a great wife to be putting up with you and your over sized ego. shes the one having the baby and what are you doing complaining about sex? get over it. masturbate or take a cold shower.
2006-11-22 01:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by littleluvkitty 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Turn your wife on by massaging her back with oil and her feet with oil and her shoulders and her neck, then kiss her everywhere, especially under her arms that's close to her armpits, those are a woman's erogenous zones aka "secret zones".
When I was pregnant, my husband knew how to turn me on prior to having sex.
That's what he did and I got sooo wet that I wanted to have sex. So try this with your wife. If your wife is unable to have sex ask her nicely to rub your "manhood" and rub it till you ***. Always give her compliments on how she masterbates you otherwise she will think you are just using her.
Tell her she's so hot or she's so beautiful and call her babe alot!
2006-11-22 01:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by choosinghappiness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pat, pat.. good job. It seems that's how life is sometimes and good you have a strong marriage and you are very committed. Pat, pat again. I hope you say hi to your monster on a regular basis so you don't go cross eyed. =)
2006-11-22 01:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would absolutely beat the crap out of my husband if he posted something like this... are u sure you are in love with someone other than yourself??? What a male chauvenist PIG
2006-11-22 01:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by Alisha S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that happens mothers that are pregnat dont like sexual activity but after there pregnat u can have all the sex u want get your tubes tied and u wont have a chance of geting pregnat when having sex
2006-11-22 01:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by WorldOfWarcraftGamerandLover 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe u sure u haven't been getting your oats elsewhere? if not, then well done u, and can u have a word with my partner, my thigh has taken a battering! ;)
2006-11-22 01:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Serry's mum 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah very good and you have a great sense of humor.
I'm a good wife too I'm carrying your baby
2006-11-22 01:49:04 · answer #11 · answered by mum 2 Cameron and Ewan 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋