2006-11-22 01:31:43 · 6 answers · asked by crownvic64 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I feel like the caveman in that insurance commercial. Are you making fun of me?
2006-11-22 06:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by turkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I did hear about an interesting new recipe for stuffing you might enjoy this year using popcorn instead of bread. You take the unpopped kernals, chopped celery and onion, poultry seasoning, and a little salt and just put in in the cavity in the turkey. As the turkey is roasting, juices from it fill up where the popcorn is and as it gets hotter the popcorn starts to pop. the popped corn is seasoned with the spices, juices, celery, etc. and when it pops so much that it starts blowing out the bird's @ss, then the turkey is done!
2006-11-22 09:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by Sandie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
2006-11-22 09:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by bhbghgjbvmnbncvb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the turkey say to the computer
google google
2006-11-22 14:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by elainecynthia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A turkey walks into bar and orders a drink.
The bartender asks he wants some peanuts and the turkey says, "No thanks. I'm stuffed."
Ba-dum-bum
You didn't say it had to be a good joke. :)
2006-11-22 09:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why didn't the turkey cross the road?
...because he was chicken.
(i'm sorry, i happen to be the queen of terrible cheesy jokes...hope it at least made you smile!!)
:)
2006-11-22 09:33:55 · answer #6 · answered by jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋