What's the most Pyscho thing you have ever done?

Question

Here's mine to get you started, years ago I got dumped by who I thought was the love of my life(ha ha) for another chick.

I went around his house in the middle of the night and tried to get the front door open using a stick thorugh the catflap! When that didn't work I broke into his garage, got the ladder out and attempted to climb through his bathroom window! Seriously, the damn thing was the size of A4 paper!

I got stuck and after being up there (freezing) for about twenty minutes I got free and climbed back down.
Then, if that wasn't bad enough, I dragged the plastic garden into the middle of the lawn and passed out lying on two chairs.

I woke up the next morning SO cold and sober, to see him and the cow he dumped me for laughing at my sad *** out of the kitchen window.

What a loser.

I'm pretty normal now but we all have our moments, what have you guys done, or had done to you? Anyone beat that?

Answer 1

Sounds pretty lame compared to yours, but i've poured paint stripper all over a car, put sugar in the same cars fuel tank and sprinkled cress seeds in someones carpet and dampened it so the cress grew.

Answer 2

Good show, Babe, and all you babes! Love a vengeful woman, unless she's ar*sed at me!
The stupidest thing I did was tell the manager of my inheritance I was going to quit uni (graduate student right now) and get a job.
Of course he knew I was way a*rsed and would chill off. Besides, the only thing it would have really saved was tuition.
The next insane: I got nearly barking mad (insane) with my brother once. I went to his house, interrupted his dinner, gave him the choice of having it out in his house or on the drive, got him out there, all but foaming and told him first I was about one inch from driving my Toyota through his front window and up his @rse, then simple said, "Don't P**s me off again! I was too mad to strike a single blow.
Now Brother happens to have served in a war, and could break me in half. I was just sooo...sooo... Well it is a wonder I was not literally barking and foaming at the mouth!
That was years ago, we otherwise have always gotten along, even if he is the bossy "big brother type."
Oh by the way, this took place in a row of 3-5 bedroom houses. I wonder what the Irishman next door would have done if there had been a fight? I guess grab another pint or glass of rye and watched my @**** being used for a street sweeper's broom!
LOL!
"If you are going to make a git of yourself, do it in public, more wittnesses for the prosecution"

Answer 3

I've really enjoyed reading all the answers :-D I totally let myself down by turning up at my ex-husbands new partners home and flipping out his windscreen wipers (didn't break them; just flipped them out as though getting ready to wash the car) and turned his side mirrors in. I did it because I thought that's somewhat close to the actions expected from a dumped devoted wife. However, I felt it so ridiculous that half an hour later I went back and replaced everything. A complete waste of time, effort and decency.

Answer 4

Well that's a daring action, thought the outcome was not that satisfying.. But u experienced and tried right? I dun think any other ppl would have such courage! *Wink wink*
For me, i went to gents when i was 12 years old! That was because i wanted to find a confession place, then decided gents is the safest. But in the end was discovered by 2 guys who came into the toilet.... LOL i was so embarrassed!!! >_< But now when i think about it, it is so fun and memorable! Guess hardly any ppl can have such memory!

Answer 5

A few months ago my boyfriend (now ex) went through a stage of bullying me. We had both been out drinking one night and he just wouldn't leave me alone. I'd had enough of this, so I went into the kitchen and got out (yes, you've guessed it) the biggest knife we had and threatened him with it. Scary really, but you just don't think about it when your drunk. I hate him for making me do that because that's just not me. How's that for Psycho?!!

Note to all men: We can only take so much!!!!

Answer 6

Yeah I did the same sort of thing of course drunk!! Kicked my boyfriends car door in then I went to kick it again and my shoe fell of and I broke my foot!! So I tend not to do anything when I have a drink after all I'm not Rambo!! Worst he just stood there saying is that all I could do!! Not funny!!

Answer 7

oh my god i have laughed over all your answers, when i throw my ex hubby out, he could only sleep with this certain pillow so i burnt it, he wanted his snooker cue back so i gave it to him not before i broke it in half in fount of him, for months he keep on about these water colour pics they was a pair i know he spent lots of money on them, so i gave in and gave them back to him after i had took them out the frames folded them up into a little squares and sent them through the post to him why is it that men don't really do things like us women for revenge or is it that we just are more clever lol

Answer 8

That's not psycho, that's comical.

Psycho is like the time we flew to Mexico, rented a van, got a bunch of guns, took a lot of drugs, drank several bottles of rum, went to this village and.........

never mind.

Answer 9

Well honey I cant top that, but I did go into his Web page and add some things to make people wonder about his sexuality, I had different people participate

Answer 10

I talk to myself all the time and if I get carried away,I end up doing the actions to go with it and everything.Nutty as a candlestick sandwich my dear friend.