2006-11-22 00:09:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
oh dear.
2006-11-22 00:12:45 · answer #1 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm betting they're on another message board right now, describing how they were jumping out of a plane and spotted a deep sea diver welding a pipe at 300mtrs and how it must have been a major explosion to throw him that high into the air.
2006-11-22 08:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by thellord_thighgod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the Prat he is going the wrong way , it was probably Gordon Brown having a pratice , He,s going "Down" too , along with his smarmy lying Prime Minister and the rest of Great Britain
2006-11-22 12:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You came up from 300 meters deep in under 2 minutes? Quick, get yourself to a decompression chamber ASAP! You're about to get a severe case of the bends!
LOL
2006-11-22 08:22:04 · answer #4 · answered by genericman1998 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that stupid parachutist too.
Was flying low of the coast and whoosh! this body fell right past me. Stupid idiot hit me wing - dented a little bit, did you find any money on the body, i think he owes me about 300 quid.
2006-11-22 09:42:40 · answer #5 · answered by speedball182 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So that happens to you two mins ago,and they only people foryou to tell are on here,oh my -do we need some friends?...on a nicer note what is a "parachutist"?....lol
2006-11-22 08:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by youngprincez23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I jumped from a plane once and my parachute failed to open. I was getting a bit desperate, when, at about 1500 ft I saw a man flying upwards toward me.
I shouted to him "Hey buddy, do you know anything about Parachutes?"
He said "No! -- Do you know anything about Gas Boilers?"
2006-11-22 11:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by researcher 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And then you jumped back on the boat and came running in to put that on Yahoo! Answers? You rock!
2006-11-22 08:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by jeweledfruit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Another I'm a celebrity get me outa here stunt gone wrong
2006-11-22 08:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by braveheart321 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should change the mixture in your air tank, cuz you're obviously hallucinating!
2006-11-22 08:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What laid pipe to you? Are you in the Navy?
2006-11-22 09:14:33 · answer #11 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋