2006-11-21 21:11:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Die. Then we can all have a rest......
2006-11-21 21:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the weight of the laptop you're using up there is causing the parachute not to open. Throw it down and I'll catch it for you...
2006-11-21 21:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a really deep breath, fill your lungs with oxygen, and use your chest as a big bouncy pillow for when you hit the ground.
2006-11-22 06:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goodbye at least we will be spared further inane questions I just hope it does not hurt too much
2006-11-22 01:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stretch your legs open. Put your hands behind your head and roll up with your head between your legs.
Now kiss your ars* goodbye.
2006-11-21 21:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could whip out an extension twine...it particularly is certain to get tangled on something on the way down..... actually it could be time to tug the reserve. if that failed....i could without notice understand my stupidity in leaping out of a superbly stable airplane
2016-12-29 08:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by bruss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a guy there in the north sea at 300 meters who wants to talk to you, but be carefull he is armed and dangerous with a welding iron
2006-11-22 13:30:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of us answerer's should get a life.
The guy is long time dead.
None of us will get a best answer from him!
2006-11-23 00:10:02 · answer #8 · answered by klaartedubois 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of the lap top you fool! Its weighing you down!
My suggestion to you is flap your arms and pray!!
2006-11-22 00:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swerve yourself towards the sea, you may have a softer landing.
2006-11-21 21:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About all I can say is kiss your *** good bye.And you better hurry...10000..9000..8000..7000..6000...5000...4000...3000...2000...to late.
2006-11-24 10:43:11 · answer #11 · answered by George K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋