Once upon a time, in a small villiage lived Richard Simmons. Once booted from the small villiage for being gay, he ran into Mike Tyson on the streets of Bel Air. Mike, looking astounded by this fat little white guy he thought he'd call up his good ole friend K-Fed. K-Fed wanted so bad to beat the hell out of Richard, but instead he called Paris Hilton hoping she could turn him straight. Paris tried everything, but all of her efforts ended quickly when she noticed him checking out K-Fed. She thought for a moment and decided all hope is not lost. So, she called up the Bush Twins and told them the deal. Hoping they'd help, they said no in a fast way. "We won't help you turn him straight", one Bush Twin said. Paris pissed, slaps both of them and watches them fall to the ground. All the sudden she heard K-Fed yell in horror as Richard gets him in a corner. K-Fed yells for Mike's help but all he does is fall over laughing until he started to cry. Paris starting to find all of this funny sees Borat and George the Animal Steel down at a cafe, and then it hit her. She could call up Michael Jackson and he might be able to get Richard off of K-Fed. MIchael shows up, but he replies to her question, "He's to old for me!"
The End.
2006-11-21 20:54:58
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answered by ...Krimson Tears... 2
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The Bush twins, K-Fed, Mike Tyson, Borat, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and George the Animal Steel went to one of Richard Simmons shows so he could show them how to lose weight in a funny sort of way.
End of story
2006-11-21 20:43:24
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answered by nevada nomad 6
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Unfortunately, other than the movie ads I know nothing about Borat. He looks like an interesting character however LOL. I haven't heard of George the Animal. BUT of the other names you mentioned only Mike Tyson, Richard Simmons and perhaps Michael Jackson are deserving of a "short story" or maybe another documentary about them. All overcame unbelievable odds with limited resources to reach unreal, record-breaking amounts of fame, fortune and influence. A couple of them lost a lot as well due to bad choices. As for the rest of the names you mentioned I would think anything on them would be BORING! They were all either born into it or married into it and have ZERO talent. BTW why didn't you ask about Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks, Sean Combs and other moguls (or mini moguls) who truly beat the odds and/or were born into poverty? That makes for compelling reading! Or is this just to find out how many people want to do stories about spoiled, privileged, rich, white chicks like the Drunk Twins and Ho Hilton?
2006-11-21 20:56:24
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answered by Book Diva 2
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Richard Simmons was jogging down the street with boombox blasting,eating wheat thins ,when he came across the Bush twins riding a bison,upon closer look it is Mike Tyson , who says "Richard ,I'll eat the ear off your head , If you don't stop playing the music they call K-Fed " !! Mike continued , "I'm as mad as George the Animal Steele when you take away his toys , or as mad as Michael Jackson when you take away his boys " !! "I'm gonna hit you so hard your head is tiltin', hit you harder than the bones on Paris Hilton " ! And as Richard skipped swiftly away from the big fat man , along came Borat from Khazakstan ! "High Five" ! :o)
2006-11-21 21:04:54
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answered by sunkissedfwb 5
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The question isn't "If Richard Simmons exchange right into a Manly guy?" it relatively is "If Richard Simmons have been a Manly guy?" whenever you as a query as a supposition, you employ the verb "have been," not "exchange into. yet to respond to your question, all men ought to positioned on saggy shorts. Speedos ought to be reserved for aggressive swimming. Please relay this answer to vacationers from out of united states of america who come to Florida. A Speedo and tube socks with sandals on a bicycle exhibiting your chop up end isn't ideal vacationer dresses. Alert Canada and Europe, please.
2016-10-22 13:09:35
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answered by ? 4
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Michael Jackson is the only one worth writing about!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-11-22 01:50:30
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answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7
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who in the hell would want to?...now id pay to watch Iron Mike beat the living hell out of K-fed and Simons...so there you go a story about cleb boxing gone bad...
2006-11-21 20:45:49
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answered by djice_04_prez 3
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there all assholes end of story!
2006-11-21 20:40:34
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answered by Anonymous
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