A married couple having their first baby was invited to make use of a new Machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's biological father.
Both were happy to try it.
The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing so the doctor increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal. He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She, the husband and the doctor were ecstatic. When they got home, the gardener was lying dead at the gate.
2006-11-21 20:09:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
Is 'chelle0980' confessing to something? LOL
2006-11-21 21:23:48 · update #1
Lucky it's not real, my window cleaner would be dead!! LOL
2006-11-21 21:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.... Your hilarious.. Reminds me of when my Mother went to a psychic and was told my father would drop dead before the end of the day.... My dad came home safe and sound that day. But low and behold there was no mail. The next day a new postman was assigned. We learned the previous postman had dropped dead the day before.
2006-11-22 04:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by Proud to be APBT 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you are a hindu and this time you forgot to write any anti muslim propaganda.
why you bloody idol worsippers are hell bent on mocking muslims.
your turn will come.
2006-11-22 16:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by hindu lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. I'd like to try the machine
2006-11-22 04:12:18 · answer #4 · answered by manywarhoops 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, but we all know no man could endure labor pains.
2006-11-22 04:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Bethy4 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your so darn funny it hurts
2006-11-22 04:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by marshoberg55 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO! Now that is a great "lie *"down* detection device!!
2006-11-22 05:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...funny! Did you make that up?
2006-11-22 13:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥♥♥♥calimama♥♥♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats cute.
2006-11-22 04:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by luscious_lips_051306 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
2006-11-22 08:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by yensenm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋