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2006-11-21 16:38:00 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

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NO NO HE CANT BE, THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

2006-11-21 16:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by Diverse Insanity 3 · 2 1

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.....



The only thing I've ever had in common with Darth Vader was when I had a tracheostomy tube in my throat for 3 years (sleep apnea), then I sounded like Vader. But of all the Star Wars Movies, I'd have to say that the only characters who could come close to being a believable father of me would be either Yoda, or Senator Palpatine (The Emperor) since they're the only ones old and wrinkled enough to fit the part....

2006-11-21 17:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES !!!!

Just look at my avatar and see the resemblance.

This pic was taken during my graduation from the Dark Jedi Masters Degree Program at Dark Star College of Force, Evil Empire University, where I specialized in cranio-facial masking surgery using the Dark Side of the Force. I also minored in Assassination of Jedi Masters, and was awarded the ultimate prize of Universe's Most Prestigious Deadbeat Daddy's Boy.

Unfortunately, my mother, brother and sister were unable to attend my commencement.

Broken families are a bi*ch !!!

2006-11-21 17:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by Curtis B 2 · 1 1

Is that a white man's way of saying "Who's your daddy?"

I am Lord Z. Lord Vader is but a pale comparison to my ulimate darkness. The answer is No.

2006-11-21 17:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0 1

No way.
My dad is (insert superhero of choice here)
Though I fell to earth in a thunderstorm millenia ago,and have no mortal parents.A child of the universe thats me

2006-11-21 17:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by salforddude 5 · 0 1

LOL. My husband and I often discuss baby names. He is a big fan of the name Luke so he can say "Luke, I am you father!" I am just not sure if I can hear that phrase, daily, for the rest of my life...

2006-11-21 16:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by sparklepup 4 · 0 1

No but my grandfather happens to be the captain of the Enterprise spaceship!

2006-11-21 17:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No, but he is my friend Ella's dad.
Ella Vader a nice girl. She is a bit up and down though.

2006-11-21 17:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Nah, my dad is a frito lay eating white dude!!

2006-11-21 17:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by bpzzer 2 · 0 1

He could be. and I'am darth vader the 2nd looking for rebel scum!

2006-11-21 16:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by darthchris316 3 · 2 1

I guess it's a good thing Luke and I never got together.

2006-11-21 16:52:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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