Would the earth explode? implode? turn into a black hole? or maybe they would fuse into one super-linebacker. What would happen if someone was standing in the middle of the collision?
2006-11-21 16:35:44 · 14 answers · asked by phliuy 2 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
for the idiots who took this question seriously, THIS IS A JOKE QUESTION.
2006-11-22 12:18:22 · update #1
A great big OREO COOKIE would happen!
2006-11-21 20:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by PappySmurfer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brian Urlacher would be the only one standing. Derrick Brooks would learn something from the experience. Ray Lewis would spend the rest of his days watching Scooby Doo and Blues Clues trying to figure out what hit him...
2006-11-21 16:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Todd Maz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After the smoke cleared Brian Urlacher would stand over brooks and lewis and laugh histarically at their limp weak bodies and no the earth wouldn't explode.
2006-11-22 08:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by cockyasssumbitch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a WR was in the middle of that he would be a football himself!
Big Ray Lewis Fan! Go Ravens (8-2)!
2006-11-21 17:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by tlwulf324 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see. if all 3 collided derrick brooks would turn into a pile of dirt, and urlacher would fall to the ground and cry like a little girl. then 950 year old dick butkus would come out and beat the bejesus out of urlacher for being a wuss and knock ray lewis down for a couple of seconds. after lewis gets up he hits butkus so hard he becomes a puddle of goo. afterwards as they are lifting butkus up with a huge spatula, he yells "good hit kid, but my granny hits harder"
2006-11-21 16:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by crush_velvet2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a lot of injuries, bruises, broken bones, and a serious hole in da bears defense. haha
they would become derayian urlewbrooks
if someone were to be standing in the middle, it depends on who it is. anything from death on contact to all 3 LB's getting killed (cough cough, chuck norris)
2006-11-23 19:27:43 · answer #6 · answered by Thrumper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I would hate to be the dude in the middle of that, but If they all collided the earth would shake and spin off its axis for a little bit.
2006-11-21 22:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by dagoodlookingoklahoman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be like a nuke went off, the stadium would be destroyed as well as the surrounding city and state. It would be pandemonium.
2006-11-21 21:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by Legal Eagle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we would actually see the laws of physics perform on the highest level, when an unmovable object hits an unstoppable force.
2006-11-22 03:47:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they all collided at once they would fuse into Butkus.
2006-11-21 18:17:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few reichter scales would wobble for a moment.
2006-11-21 16:41:39 · answer #11 · answered by GJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋