I was recently abducted by aliens?

Question

None of my friends or family believe me. They all keep saying I should lay off the acid, whatever that means. I was wandering around a corn field when I saw a flying saucer. I was then sucked up into the ship where they ran numerous blood test. Contrary to popular belief there was no anal probe. I am just wondering if there is a way to get people to believe me. The aliens looked like blobs of white light just glowing and floating around.

Yes, I do remember, Mark P. Thanks for killing those bastards!

Answer 1

I believe you.

I once met a woman who, along with her two children were abducted extra-terrestrials. She said she was riding in a car (she told me this many years ago, so the details are fuzzy now), and the car stalled out, and when they came, she tried to turn around to her children in the backseat; but, it was like her body froze and she couldn't move. She says they took them to someplace (spaceship?) and examined them, then returned them to the car and everything was normal again. I believed her to the point that I became frightened (though, I was, also, fascinated.

Also, my mother and sister (who are definitely not spacy types, were moving from California to Oregon, many years ago, driving a pickup truck and a big U-Haul, when, again, one of the motors on one of the trucks stalled out, so they pulled over, and while my dad was looking under the hood, my mother and sister strolled over to a lake they had pulled alongside of. While they were looking out over the lake, suddenly, they saw a UFO with lights. They couldn't believe it, and my mother yelled out to my father; but, at the sound of her voice, it swooped and took off, before my father could see it; and, immediately the truck started up. It was like the UFO had been sucking up the energy from the truck.

My mother and sister are definitely feet-on-the-ground kinds of people. That's why I believe their story. I know they saw what they know they saw.

Also, Baha'u'llah, the prophet-founder of the Baha'i Faith says that every sun (the sparkly stars--as opposed to the unsparkly stars, which are planets) has its planets, and every planet, its creatures without number.

What kind of collective ego do we have to think we're the center of the universe?

Maybe if they checked out my source, below. Other than that, maybe not until they experience it themselves.

No one has to believe you. You know what you experienced.

Actually, I believe we, ourselves, may be ETs. Baha'u'llah says we came from the spiritual worlds, and when we leave here we will return to the spiritual worlds. Might those spiritual worlds exist in outer space? Or, maybe not, since I guess space and planets would still be considered physical, rather than spiritual. Don't know. Just thinking out loud.

Answer 2

Zeppelin, your story needs to be more specific and less generic. You only use chiches: "lay off the acid"; "wandering around a corn field"; "saw a flying saucer":"sucked up into the ship where ...":"no anal probe";"blobs of white light"; etc. Also, the whole tone of your story is too casual. If you want people to believe you, you have to secretly change your appearance, and show a customized attitude change. It doesn't have to be fear. It could be something like a change in clothing, or a new interest or preference even a new accent. The bottom line is that more effort is required.

Answer 3

I have one word for you Charlie boy, and do not take this lightly: KOREANS. Lots of crazed Manchurian archers appearing over the hills screaming " give us the Hanshik, give us the Hanshik!" Old boy your position of elitist socialite is indeed a privileged one and prone to abuse, these wannabe invaders will go to any lengths to compromise your Groovy little world in order to gain a military advantage! It wasn't Aliens you were abducted by what? it was Koreans. You fell for it hook line and bloody sinker, the old "drink that" trick really puddled your neurons old chum what? As for the wife, shes been compromised too old chap. The reason she is gibbering with a bright red head is because the blighters plugged her into the mains overnight to extract information regarding the royal buckingham streaking concubines club, Once they get that intel then no ones safe what? . . Check her pubic hair, if it appears to have the consistency of a butchers block brush then have her tested for negative charges immediately. Also be sure to check all your cupboards, drawers and glove boxes Charles , the little twodder wackles can hide anywhere. Be careful out there old boy, I have it on good authority that an invasion of negative types is imminent!

Answer 4

First and foremost, stop wondering around cornfields - everyone knows that's where the aliens hang out.

You're just not telling the right people if no one believes you. Try the Politics Forum - judging from the number of conspiracy theories making the rounds there, I'm sure you'll find some believers.

Answer 5

People will never believe you.
It's much easier for us to get away with abducting humans when no one thinks we're real.

Mostly what we do is abduct random humans and run a few tests. You did not pass our tests and were therefore sent back. The whole probe thing has been blown WAY out of propotion -- we only did that to a few people.

Answer 6

Sorry, nobody is going to believe you. I personally think you were hallucinating, probably due to a chemical imbalance of some kind in your blood stream. Too much sugar? Not enough sugar? Electrolyte imbalance? Dehydration? Have you asked yourself why you were just wandering around in a corn field?

Think about this, if a race of aliens had mastered intersteller travel, why would it care about us?

Answer 7

I think that if you feel that you were truely taken, I believe ya. There are no doubts in my mind "if" there are aliens...i know there are. (I dont care anymore if im believed or not). I had an acquiantance once and he claimed he was taken, but there was one thing very particularly "different" about him after it supposedly happened, there was a piece of tin or foil type substance wedged under a finger...and a surgeon could not remove it without first pulling off his fingernail- he declined and still has it stuck as far as i know...its been a few years and i havent spoke to him.
But i saw it myself, it looks like a bruise would but its silver right beneath his nail...never hurts, but he said "...it hurt and i awoke in a dark place with no gravity..i felt like floating but was straped to a bench type thing...they told me in my mind they meant no harm, but told me that to resist meant they would forcebly do it anyways...", he didnt remember anymore than that.
So i believe you...if you believe it.

Answer 8

Describe to me what the aliens looked like in detail and then I'll believe you. That was your biggest mistake you didn't mension what they looked like are what anything else looked like.

...and what were you doing on a Corn field?

Answer 9

Well, um, that sounds cool. I wish I could be abducted by aliens at least once in my life. Just beaware if you start growing some extra body parts from the testing they did.

Answer 10

I believe you, I was sitting next to you in the flying saucer. I was the one that killed the five aliens with a machine gun. Do you remember?

(LOL)