Game Show Question- Wheel of Misfortune?

Question

A friend and I were sitting around today and started talking about a pretend game show called Wheel of Misfortune. Like when you spin the wheel and land on a section something unfortunate will happen to you..
for example: You are forced to eat nothing but Kibbles and Bits dog food for an entire year.

Any more ideas of what we could put on our "wheel".\
We won't actually invent it, don't worry. Just want a good laugh.

Answer 1

This question reminds me of one of my favorite books called Zobmondo!!! The outrageous book of bizarre choices.
It is full of hilarious choices like: Would you rather.......
Have a small butt on your forehead OR two little feet dangling beneath your chin?

Would you rather.....
Always pick your nose immediately before shaking your hands OR constantly have one hand, including your wrist, down your pants?

Answer 2

Must eat one hessing cock roach.
Clean out 1 closet.
Run around the house once in a towel.
Make a dinner for two.
Make a wrong done into a right.
Mop the kitchen floor.
Wear this sign that says, Wheel of misfortune.
Go to neighbors house and ask to borrow a pickle.

Answer 3

chronic bladder infections puppies with cancer cars with no keys a job at a call centre vacations with in-laws prepaid funeral packages from Wal-mart cell phones that attract lightning waitresses from Dennys food from Dennys someone else's gold teeth a nickel bag of blow IRS audits HMO gift certificates free HBO - in Spanish pet brown recluse spiders, entire colonies frozen pizzas Ebola Norovirus Lindsay Lohan a Blackberry Carmen Electra aerobic striptease VHS tapes Boston Terrier puppies head cheese Jonas Bros CDs MCR shirts lead eyeliner irradiated jewellry from China army rations used carpet cleaners recycled building materials pre-approved credit cards at 38% losing lottery tickets a job at a slaughterhouse expired meat watered down gasoline watered down whiskey and Rosie O'Donnell's used Depends

Answer 4

they have a wheel of misfortune on neopets but a good idea would be you have to spend a year only listening to crappy singers like celion dion and country music now that would be misfortunate!

Answer 5

Here is suggestion: you can only use a port-a-potty, that has been cleaned out.

Answer 6

LIVE IN A BOX FOR 3 DAYS, PEE IN A BOTTLE FOR SIX DAYS A CRAP IN A BOWL.

Answer 7

-Detention in French class
-get hit by a train (subway), get up and do it again, and again...
-Here's the best: SPIN AGAIN!

Answer 8

you have to kiss your teachers' butt?
eat poop? lol