Bathroom? Someone scratched out the rest of the hand dryer instruction plate so that all that is left which you can read is: 'shake excess water off.........(scratchy, scratchy) butt(more scratches).....rotate 360.' Really. Whoever did that needs a hobby, wouldn't you agree?
2006-11-21 11:09:25 · 6 answers · asked by jam_please 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
1. In a London pub, that I used to frequent, they had two problems in the communal urinal: (a) men with poor aim (b) cigarette butts being tossed into the gully and then blocking the outlet to the drain.
Consequently, the pub owner placed an ashtray above the urinal, and stuck this notice on the wall: "Would customers please urinate in the urinal, and use the ashtray for their butts".
Very soon, an addition had been written in: the words "toilet paper, surely???" with an arrow pointing to the original word "ashtray".
Okay, I admit it, I was the joker.
2. At a former workplace, above the communal urinal were placed two notices, saying: "Now please wash your hands".
Within 24 hours both had been amended. One said "Now please wash your glands", and the other said "Now please wash your shoes".
This time it wasn't me, but the culprit later went on to be an adviser to one of BBC TV's top comedy sketch shows, the Fast Show (re-titled Brilliant! for transmission in the USA).
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow/feature/
http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/fast/index.html
2006-11-25 07:08:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 12:31:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have never seen someone go to that extreme by scratching the plate on a bathroom dryer but i have seen a lot of signs in my area messed with. the Vandals around here really enjoy re-arranging church marquees.
2006-11-21 11:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by beckdawgydawg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best I ever saw was back in the 60's. It read "If you voted for Nixon you can't **** here because your asshole is in Washington" I hope you can get this after the censors get finished with it.
2006-11-21 11:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone wrote in pen on the tile wall... Jesus saves sinners.
That is true... but I am sure he wouldn't write on walls!
2006-11-21 11:20:11 · answer #5 · answered by Dutch T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those who read bathroom walls should get better stuff to read. OK, OK, I don't want to sound standoffish. "Dear Tuttanchamons: please flush your pyramids"
2006-11-21 11:18:19 · answer #6 · answered by Snowflake 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋