A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid.
"This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
2006-11-21 10:59:28 · 19 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao.That is hilarious.Them lil idiots.lmao♥
2006-11-21 11:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by .:♥ Fire Within♥ :. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 07:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the professor actually used urine, then yes, it would be disturbing.
In a real life situation, the prof. would probably use water with yellow dye or something.
I can totally see what the prof. was trying to instill in his students.
Good question.
2006-11-21 11:06:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF this was true, this teacher will, with no doubt, be fired by the school board, and very soon. Especially! if there was urine in the jar.
2006-11-21 11:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I doubt that story is true - I've seen the same thing/or a version of it in e-mails for quite some time now. Nice try though!! :)
2006-11-21 11:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by jodie k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee-hee
2006-11-21 11:06:22 · answer #6 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very disturbing, but kind of funny at the same time.
2006-11-21 11:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats one messed up teacher
2006-11-21 11:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by Someone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is why I don't trust magicians and doctors, there is a lesson to be learned here.
2006-11-21 11:06:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mike H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's horrible! I would just show a movie. And then ask them if they noticed.
2006-11-21 11:13:22 · answer #10 · answered by Chunky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke..Ive heard it b4 its brilliant not disturbing.
2006-11-21 11:04:50 · answer #11 · answered by fajita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋