Is this diet sufficient, or should he try and add some crushed grasshopper, grubs and greenfly to the guano?
2006-11-21 09:51:24 · 11 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Grab him by the gonads and give him a gobfull of green grapes, he'll soon be gorging on guava, grapefruit and guinea fowl.
2006-11-21 10:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Golly gosh what a ghastly gastronomic gaffe of grand papa's. Get him Gordon Ramsey Guide for Gecko's and Gila Monsters.
Replace genetically modified guano with gluten free guano gathered from gannets free to graze in galoshes. Includes such gecko delights as Griddled Guano Gravlax au Gratin, Gougons of Guano in Goose fat Gravy, Guano Gateaux with Gariballdi's.
This isn't just Gecko Guano, this is Gloriously Glamorous Gecko Guano from Granada. Gorgeous!
2006-11-22 06:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leaping lizards!! This can not go on! Gerry cannot be allowed to submit himself to this kind of intestinal torture. He obviously has some sort of control issue. Is Gerry very bright, yet climbing the walls?Does he act as if his life has been turned upside down?
It's a classic case of an absent father figure .
Gerry must have said something?, Gecko's are very vocal. I'm sure Gordon's aware of this.
It's a sticky situation, and sadly until Gerry is old enough to understand Parthenogenesis, all you can do is adhere to what is best, and hold on ,for Gerry's sake.
I do hope he learns to stick to something more palatable.
2006-11-21 20:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Gawd....I don't mean to gawk, but this is gloriously garish to say the least!
Your Grandfather's gecko Gerry is galloping gaily towards gastronomic grand finale.It doesn't take an egghead to glean that Gerry's gastric goulash is soon to be garnishing Grandpa's glare.
Go and grab Gerry and gamble that you can goad him into some groundbreaking gourmet gastronomic delights.
Grind a few garbanzo beans with gherkins and mix into a Ghanaian gelatin. Glorious! No need to act like a Gangsta, but guide Gerry to gargle, then gulp.....he'll gasp, as it does taste like a glazed goitre......but it is guaranteed to mitigate the galling growing pains, girth, gingivitis and gangrene his current ground work is going towards.
Guffaw at the guilty gusto with which Gerry genuflects and grimaces as he releases a grandiose gust of gastrointestinal gaseous globules. Gross!!!!
Good bye with a grandiloquent "Godspeed"
2006-11-21 20:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if the gecko is eating guano he must have a vitamin deficiency. I would say you need to get him some herp vitamins. Lots of pet shops carry them or try on line like That Pet Place.
It is a wonder the poor lizard is not dead! that diet would really not keep anything alive!
2006-11-21 18:40:53 · answer #5 · answered by raredawn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gecko's gastronomy gears towards grapefruit, gooseberrys, guava and grapes but should include garlic, garibaldi's and ginger to aviod gastric gas gathering in the garden. Maybe Gordon's gecko Gerry is Gay. !!!!
2006-11-21 18:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by angie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good God I'm giggling. Some folks have obviously not read the entire question.
2006-11-22 01:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by ebonyruffles 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you tried grapes, greengauges,gooseberries, greens, gherkins or glace cherries if that fails my gecko gary swears by garlic!
2006-11-21 18:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by coleseyboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gobstoppers and groundhogs will do the trick finely chopped of course
2006-11-21 18:02:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FEED HIM TO THE DOG CURES ALL
2006-11-21 17:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋