Why your momma so f a t?

Question

Humus Recipe

A chick-pea cream with garlic, Humus, Oumos, or Hummus
A delicious and healthy mediteranean recipe, easy, cheap and fast to make (10 min).
Humus is a cream of chick peas with garlic, lemon and olive oil, from Lebanon.

- Take a can of chickpeas (standard, 850ml 530 g), also called garbanzo beans. Wash the peas (4 holes on one side, open the other, put in a sink and rinse under a water flush)
- Put the peas in a blender (food-processor, e.g., Magimix).
- Add 100 ml of lemon juice (one glass or half a cup, unsweetened, e.g., Pulco, or two lemons)
- Let it turn for a while. When it becomes “creamy”
- Add 100 ml of olive oil (one glass or half a cup. Better to replace ¼ of the glass with canola (rapeseed) oil, for fatty acids balance)
- Let it turn until the cream is “perfect”. While it turns:
- prepare four big garlic cloves,
- Stop the blender, crunch the garlic with a garlic-cruncher on top of humus, wait 2-3 min for garlic to “mature”, and mix again the humus (why should you wait? Why should garlic "mature"? see the explanation in the Gaspacho recipe).
- Serve it cold, with mint leaves as ornament (optional). Spread it on bread (or take a spoon!)

For those who “hate” garlic (yes, they exist), make humus without garlic, but provide cumin powder with it.
For those who like “hot” stuffs, use an olive oil where red chilli pepper have been “swimming” for a while.
Tahini Some people E-mailed me: "Hummus should contain tahini!" = sesame cream. Well, not easy to find in a supermarket, but Meige brought me a "Tahina" box (Alkanater, Lebanon). I thus tried to make hummus with one, two or four large spoons of tahini. But I did not find it better than without tahini: it makes hummus heavy and sticky, hard to clean and not so tasty. My advice is thus not to use it, but if you like it, use it ...

Answer 1

this is a q@a site are you out of your head

Answer 2

Okay. Here we go. First, stick by your bf, if you really work well together. Next, make an anonymous phone call to DSS hot line and tell them you just passed by a women harassing some one talking about being homeless and living in a vehicle with four children. When they come, have your bf take is son so he is not placed in the system. Next, get yourself a court order that she stays away from you. Send her to her family. She made her bed hard. Not saying any woman deserves to be hit, not at all. But she has she done to make the new guy lose his self control??? She sounds like she is harassing and manipulating your bf. He needs to strengthen his back bone, and back her off. DO NOT LET HER IN, AT ALL. THE KIDS CAN GO WITH FAMILY OR FRIENDS UNTIL SHE GETS HER HEAD RIGHT.

Answer 3

1. Sounds like a lot of hard work and would prefer to buy it
2. Why is this under the title 'Why your momma . . .'?
3. Why is this in Law & Ethics?

Lay off the hummus, its affecting your judgement!

Answer 4

I buy humus with pumpkin seeds in the wholefood shop. Lot more convenient and better tasting than my own creations :-)

Btw, my momma ain't fat and she no like humus

Answer 5

Geez just as I was gonna explain why my momma was so fat you go and mess it all up with this cap Humus recipe which sounds like something I would never eat.....


BTW my momma is so fat because she drank too many cans of Coors and she ate too many meals consisting of fried foods....My momma doesn't seem to know how to bake things, only fry them in lard....thus explaining why momma is so fat....

Keep your humus away from me....I will stick to my turkey and mashed potatoes thanks....

Answer 6

What? At 7 stone, I hardly think my Mother is fat?

Answer 7

Do they call it humus because they don't know the words?


WOOOO PARTY!

Answer 8

Is dis a gangsta hoodie yardie toon, from de hood?, ghettomahn

Answer 9

And this is under Law and Ethics (Why)??

Answer 10

Dude, you on 'da pipe!