2006-11-21 09:20:56 · 19 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Chuck Norris is still alive
2006-11-21 09:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by mo_nut53 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Everyone thinks my dad looks like Chuck Norris...
2006-11-21 21:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by KJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, my dad is Chuck Norris so there is no difference
PS He's getting pissed off about all of the jokes so I'd watch your back. Actually, by the time this reaches you its probably too late...
2006-11-21 17:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad can't do pushups but when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
2006-11-21 17:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad is a black guy. he never made any movies and while he can fight I have yet to see him take down terrorists or drug lords with his feet. he also doesnt have karate schools named after him. plus i assume that chuck norris has significantly more money. just a guess
2006-11-21 17:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by Random Nimrod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad is older than Chuck Norris.
If they had a martial arts contest, my did would have been able to cream him years ago, but it might be kinda iffy nowadays as he has to cut back on his practice for health reasons.
2006-11-21 17:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris could kick my dad's ***!
2006-11-21 17:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isn't real. And I had an exchange with him to confirm it.
2006-11-21 17:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The main difference? My dad actually killed a bunch of guys in Viet Nam.
2006-11-21 17:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by texascrazyhorse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of these people only know chuck from his movies,i guess they don't realize he was a world champ who can actually fight in real life a lot better than he acts on tv.
2006-11-21 17:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by jgmafb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋