Why sleep in the garage when I was able to snuggle up with the dog to stay warm after my wife kicked me out of the house for seeing how far I could shoot milk out of my nose?
2006-11-21 08:18:07 · 15 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
nah, you and wife should invite the dog to sleep with both of you in bed, it will be warm and fun!
2006-11-21 08:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by wantstoknow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Please say that by "sleep" you don't mean intercourse. If you do, then that's gross adn you need help! By the way, your wife must be a real prude if she kicked you out of the house because you wanted to see how far you could shoot milk out of your nose. If i was your wife, i would have made you go outside to do it, and I would join you so we could have a competition!
2006-11-21 22:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Quentin's Mommy♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do the right thing and move in with the dog. Just make sure the doghouse is heated.
Next time remember that it is crude to shoot milk out of your nose, you can only do that with soda.
2006-11-21 16:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by justa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You deserve to snuggle up with the dog flea bag. Hope she dipped ya before she let you back in the house.
2006-11-22 15:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy dog: maybe...girl dog: yes...how far did the milk go?
2006-11-21 17:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ giD∑■η ♫ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey dude alongest you didn't do anything with the dog ( i hope the dog it was male and not a female. you know now days anything can happen.
2006-11-21 16:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends, did the dog have an orgasm? Yeah, she's going to divorce you.
2006-11-21 16:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are in serious need of counseling from a mental health professional, I strongly urge you to get it.
2006-11-21 16:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by sleeping with the dog do u mean intercourse or just cuddle with ur dog? if it's intercourse i will encourage her to divorce u. if it's not then i don't see the problem.
2006-11-21 16:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by ivelisse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, same crap, different day. This is so boring! I can't believe you still post on here. Your wife must be so unhappy.
2006-11-21 16:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋