I rent a room in the basement of these peoples house and I go out side to have a smoke and this damn muskrat keeps flying around backwards aiming at my head squealing like a guanipig. Whats its deal, I feed it cheerios.
2006-11-21 04:02:19 · 8 answers · asked by Kris 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Switch him to corn flakes and everthing should pan out.
2006-11-21 04:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Barrett G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's wings are invisible because it doesn't have any. Muskrats don't fly, not even backwards. What exactly are you smoking?
2006-11-21 04:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by rabbit0102030 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They only do it in front of people like you. Then when you ask others about it, they all think you're dumb as a fence post. Ask the muskrats! (if they can stop laughing long enough)
2006-11-21 10:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by thedriftindragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should put down the helium canister and get a clue... everyone knows that muskrats don't fly... they DRIVE, pinhead... Little pink "trailer park Barbie" jeeps. And it's not their wings that are invisible. It's their onion belts.
2006-11-21 04:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Stretchy McSlapNuts 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wants Fruit Loops
2006-11-21 04:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by kingstubborn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um... just ignore it, or get rid of it. Simple as that. Those things can be fun though. Anyone up for a game of baseball?
2006-11-21 04:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their wings are not invisibal you just have to use high speed film
2006-11-21 04:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by keith s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and I thought my LSD hallucinations were odd wow was I off...lol
2006-11-21 04:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Kara B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋