I'm handsome, kind, friendly, and I like doing completely normal things, like masterbating while I howl at the moon. What could be wrong?
2006-11-21 04:01:22 · 8 answers · asked by I Feel Like Lickin Your Chicken 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't know, but I have the same problem.
2006-11-21 04:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by esugrad97 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try leaving the door to your dog house open while you're howling.. It might work ;)
2006-11-21 12:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by LittleBitOfSugar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe because they also have normal things to do like masterbate with mr duckie and run around the mall naked you know life gets busy sometimes maybe you should buy one of your friends a duck?
2006-11-21 12:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be a virgin for a reason,try treating the ladies with some respect.
2006-11-21 12:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough to say. I would say maybe you are just looking in the wrong places.
2006-11-21 12:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have chicken breath.
2006-11-21 12:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm....I can't figure it out myself
2006-11-21 12:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you snore?
2006-11-21 12:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by AnnieD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋