Life is great I watch TV all day and can afford Sky TV on benefits and a takeaway delivered each night, why work?
2006-11-21 03:33:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Lol, good for you........and thats why I hate Britain!
2006-11-21 03:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok here's what to do next.
Sleep with a few people that are also on benefts but DO NOT use protection. Get them pregnant and when the babies are born get custody. and move one of the mothers in.
You will get lots more money from the goverment and probably a nice big house.
You can then get milk vouchers, child benefit, council tax benefit, housing benefit etc.
When the kids are older and start school they will get free milk and free school dinners so you won't have to feed them or anything and they can go out thieving for anything else you may need.
You can watch your TV all day in a bigger house and still have your SKY and Takeaway.
Don't worry I'll get a second job to pay my way in life and the extra tax and national insurance I pay can be used to help support your lifestyle.
Enjoy and don't thank me, i'm sure you deserve every penny.
2006-11-21 04:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by angie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Good for you" Now grow up, If you eat takeaway each night I am not surprised you don't work. A little on the plump side are you, lardys usually are, if you sit in front of the TV all day. The intellectual stimulation of interactive conversation would no doubt go over your head any way in the work place. Oh good news JJB have a sale on you can get a new shell-suit (uniform) to sit and watch all your favourite programs Have a nice life and enjoy It would appear you have no ambition so no doubt are easily amused
2006-11-21 03:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jim G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In England benefits are no longer sent through the post.....they are put into a bank account so you're a little out of touch there. Also you have to go to your nearest job centre and sign on to say that you are still available for work every fortnight. There the nice people who work there try to find you a job too. Isn't that lovely?? It means that you can't just randomly claim benefits for months on end and live on daytime tv and take-aways. There are also courses that help you train for a job, some of them are compulsory if you are a serial dole bludger. So unless you have a legitimate reason for not working, such as being ill or raising a small child, you are not able to sit on your **** each and every day watching the tax payers money roll in.
2006-11-21 03:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by katieplatie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I dont know to be honest.
I guess I work because I find the benefit cheque wont pay for the petrol I need to put in my porsche each week and allow me to do nice things like going to the theatre, concerts and gigs, my annual ski holiday and of course my 16 day break that I am looking forward to in Trinidad and Tobago this year.
And just think - I could give it all up to watch daytime TV. Durr - I am sooooooo silly!!!
Still - each to their own - enjoy your Richard and Judy - Or Fern and Phil or whatever it is. And keep on watching the Trisha Show cos it will make your life seem a whole lot better and keep you thinking in the frame of mind that you are!
2006-11-21 03:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by Moi 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
because people like to work to achieve things through out life, including little things like earning the money they get to spend on nice things, i find that i get board watching TV all day but everyone is different, personally i feel like i contribute to society by working and it does make the world better, if everybody worked then the money you get paid to sit at home and watch sky TV would go to people who are physically limited and who cant work for real reasons, but then again we could all sit at home and watch TV, eat takeaways and get fat, but then who cares that there would be no one to deliver the food or to save you life when you become stuck to the sofa and suffer a heart attack, because you have sky TV!
2006-11-21 04:00:06 · answer #6 · answered by flicky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what sunshine ? I don't believe you. I think you've bought the whole tabloid "Britain soft touch for Scroungers" scam and you really believe it, so you've decided to use Yahoo Answers to perpetrate this tired old myth.
The truth is that benefits are very low, single people get them stopped after 6 months max and there is no way you could afford a computer on benefits unless you're a crook or working and claiming at the same time.
This is a sick wind up, and an insult to the genuine, honest unemployed.
2006-11-21 03:47:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It gives you a feeling of having achieved something and a lot of people enjoy their work!
Also, you can earn enough to get more than the basics and go out as well as watching tv sometimes - the best programmes are always on in the evenings and weekends, I wouldn't want to watch daytime tv that much
2006-11-21 03:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you want to spend your life been a lazy good for nothing then you will die a lazy good for nothing,
I hate people like you, you make me sick i hope you dont have children, what message would be giving them?
There are too many loosers like you in this country now that expect everyone to go out to work and pay higher taxes so they can sit on their back sides and do nothing.
I work because I have self respect and because thats how I have been brought up, my parents both worked hard all their lives and now they are enjoying their lives in retirement with all the money they have saved, that is one thing you wont be able to do.
your state pension will only give you a misreble retirement. thats you payback for been so lazy! Scrounger! Get a job your pathetic!!
2006-11-21 03:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the completed and utter scrounging gits! He seems nicely sufficient to me, if he does have a 'character ailment' this would not quit him from having a job. Or he could desire to stay domicile look after the youngsters. Infact the youngsters could desire to be taken off them, they're coaching them to be scronging little gits as they understand they are in a position to break out with it, i recommend there daughter is accustomed to the dazzling way, popping one out so she will obtain advantages.. If in basic terms i had dropped my knickers at that age as a newborn, i could be nicely taken care of now.. not having to artwork on a daily basis and being a respectable guy or woman... nope id have my own residence and each little thing extremely than scripming and saving. i understand what advice i will provide my childrens as quickly as I even have them, and thats for them to have childrens very youthful, as all thwese low life scum income ssoo plenty extra advantageous than us. SHOOT all of them.
2016-12-29 07:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by louder 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ambition ,dignity, self respect to name a few.. are reasons to want to work but it is frustrating to know that the taxes taken from our hard earned cash are given to people who simply cant be bothered and don't care about anyone else but themselves.There are plenty of jobs out there otherwise we wouldn't be importing workers from other country's so there is no excuse for this sort of behaviour!
2006-11-21 03:43:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋